One of my fav Led Zeppelin songs 
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I had a ticket to see them recently but I was unable to make it due to the accident. Ticketmaster is supposed to be giving me a refund but I’ll believe it when I see it.
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I went to close a window on my phone, and a door opened. Is this what those motivational speakers are always talking about?
[Okay, joke in progress]
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Did you enter? What did you find there? [Okay, random question in support of joke in progress] 
“What’s in here?” opens door
(party noises)
closes door “Oh.”
[Random Tom Petty reference]
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Party…
Party who?
World Party, can you hear the music? [random World Party reference]
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(It’s coming from the forest
Where we used to live)
Let me bring you songs from the wood:
To make you feel much better than you could know
[Random Jethro Tull reference]
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"… let’s bungle in the jungle, … that’s all right by me, yes.
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I’d forgotten about bungling in the jungle. I should go listen to that album. 
Switching gears here,
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can’t. The light bulb has to want to change itself.
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[Sourced from Musician Light Bulb Jokes]
Q. How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go “Hee-Hah!” and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Edit - Can I add, if he is she and she is a he I don’t have a problem with that.
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I like a bit of Christmas novelty. When our kids were little, we used to drive around at night hunting Christmas light displays. 
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Oh, I know it’s mega retro but I want to play the random song lyrics game!
Clean this mess up or we’ll all end up in jail
The test tubes and the scale just get it all out of here
Is there gas in the car?
Yes there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall know who you are
Random Steely Dan reference - fun!
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…ran out of gas down the road a piece, and the battery went dead, now the cable won’t reach…
(Random Rickie Lee Jones Ref.)
I rode alongside
Till the honey spread itself too thin
Random Tori Amos lyric
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Watch the road and memorize,
This life that pass before my eyes…
(Random R.E.M. lyric ref.)
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I eat myself to death
Feed the corporate machine
Watch the movies
Recite every line and scene
God bless America and all of its allies
I’m not the first to live with wool over my eyes
(Random Sam Fender lyric)
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