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[genera seven]

Corpus said:

No one seems to care that I was first man ever to have a baby.  

Bastards.

I care.



No.


No I don't.


I know...

I'm a bastard.

[genera seven]

In the Corner said:

Old user back with a different name - about her 5th incarnation, I think.  Most likely NOT pregnant, at least let's hope.

Awww... crap!:rolleyes:


Oh well... my sister really is having twins! A boy and a girl! That means I get to find out if the pink bubble gum cigars taste different than the blue ones... or if it's all just a ruse.

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

TheBeekeeper said:

But you weren't.Arnold Shwarzennegger was.Have you never seen Junior lol?

Corpy makes Arnie look like a used snot rag.

[In the Corner]

genera seven said:

Awww... crap!:rolleyes:


Oh well... my sister really is having twins! A boy and a girl! That means I get to find out if the pink bubble gum cigars taste different than the blue ones... or if it's all just a ruse.

Congratulations to your sister!  Let us know about the bubble gum cigars, will you?

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

genera seven said:

Awww... crap!:rolleyes:


Oh well... my sister really is having twins! A boy and a girl! That means I get to find out if the pink bubble gum cigars taste different than the blue ones... or if it's all just a ruse.

  Yes indeed! Congragulations!

[Corpus]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

Corpy makes Arnie look like a used snot rag.

Etty, that was the sweetest thing you've ever said about me.  

I love you.

[Corpus]

In the Corner said:

Congratulations to your sister!  Let us know about the bubble gum cigars, will you?

The cigar thing is a ruse.  They taste exactly the same.  Not blueberry.  Not bubble gum.  Just sugar.  

Fucking capitalists.

[genera seven]

Corpus said:

The cigar thing is a ruse.  They taste exactly the same.  Not blueberry.  Not bubble gum.  Just sugar.  

Fucking capitalists.

Amen brother! Preach on! Down with capitalism!

Which reminds me...

I gotta go to Walmart to get some underwear...

[In the Corner]

genera seven said:

Amen brother! Preach on! Down with capitalism!

Which reminds me...

I gotta go to Walmart to get some underwear...

What reminded you of the Walmart underwear?  Was it Corpy?  Cigars?  Capitalism?  :p

[genera seven]

In the Corner said:

What reminded you of the Walmart underwear?  Was it Corpy?  Cigars?  Capitalism?  :p

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

[In the Corner]

genera seven said:

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

I doubt that Mr. Fancy Pants and his pin-stripes have ever darkened the door of a Walmart.

[NearWildHeather]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

Corpy makes Arnie look like a used snot rag.

http://www.murmurs.c...40&d=1148497921

I dunno...I think we need better comparative photographs...either Arnie needs to don a bathrobe and pose with a chick, or...:eek:

[genera seven]

That chick is uber fine.

[Corpus]

NearWildHeather said:

http://www.murmurs.c...40&d=1148497921

I dunno...I think we need better comparative photographs...either Arnie needs to don a bathrobe and pose with a chick, or...:eek:

But, I haven't been on 'roids in like, a year.  

*thinks about starting 'roid regimen for Athfest*

[Corpus]

In the Corner said:

I doubt that Mr. Fancy Pants and his pin-stripes have ever darkened the door of a Walmart.

I loathe Walmart.  Never ever shop there.  

But for a settlement agreement I could tell you why...

[genera seven]

Corpus said:

I loathe Walmart.  Never ever shop there.  

You must live in a town where Walmart is not the only store that exists.

Lucky bastard.

[Corpus]

genera seven said:

You must live in a town where Walmart is not the only store that exists.

Lucky bastard.

There is NO WalMart in my town.  Well, there is one way on the outskirts, but I don't go there.  WalMart is evil.

[NearWildHeather]

Corpus said:

But, I haven't been on 'roids in like, a year.  

*thinks about starting 'roid regimen for Athfest*

Wow, talk about insecure!

eTTy said you look better than Arnie.

I said we need more equal photos for comparison.

Nobody ever fucking reads anything. :rolleyes:

[Corpus]

NearWildHeather said:

Wow, talk about insecure!

eTTy said you look better than Arnie.

I said we need more equal photos for comparison.

Nobody ever fucking reads anything. :rolleyes:

But, if I were to flex, I'm not sure I would look just like that.  

But my wiener is bigger.

[NearWildHeather]

Corpus said:

But, if I were to flex, I'm not sure I would look just like that...

Of course you wouldn't look like that; that's kind of the point! eTTy thinks you would look better than that, and I think we need better evidence.

Jeez, who would've ever thought it would be this hard to get a 'man' to show a chick his naked bod? Usually, they're the ones who won't shut up about it!! :rolleyes:

I really think you need to see a professional therapist about your rampant insecurity, hon. :)