Jump to content

lemon's long-distance ass-yearning confessions


  • You cannot reply to this topic
8058 replies to this topic

#8041 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 11 October 2008 - 07:57 AM

In the Corner said:

Well dang.  I assume the cereal stopped before it reached the ground?

You've been missed!  Come again soon, hun.

It pretty much got stuck in my bra until I could find an opportune time to get it out of there.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8042 AgainstAllOdds

AgainstAllOdds

    Sing Sing Sing

  • Members
  • 8,754 posts

Posted 18 October 2008 - 08:47 AM

lemon said:

It pretty much got stuck in my bra until I could find an opportune time to get it out of there.

i hope it wasn't too crunchy or scratchy:eek:

#8043 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 18 October 2008 - 08:50 AM

AgainstAllOdds said:

i hope it wasn't too crunchy or scratchy:eek:

it was okay, I just spent the whole time before I got it out of there hoping it wouldn't crumble to powder and get really sticky.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8044 AgainstAllOdds

AgainstAllOdds

    Sing Sing Sing

  • Members
  • 8,754 posts

Posted 19 October 2008 - 07:20 AM

lemon said:

it was okay, I just spent the whole time before I got it out of there hoping it wouldn't crumble to powder and get really sticky.

Stickiness around the chesticles is not good:p

#8045 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 19 October 2008 - 01:53 PM

AgainstAllOdds said:

Stickiness around the chesticles is not good:p



Ew, yuk.  

So what else are you up to, LemonLiz?

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8046 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:28 PM

In the Corner said:

Ew, yuk.  

So what else are you up to, LemonLiz?

I've been uber busy with work, mostly. It's just been crazy times, schedule changes, etc. and I filled in for the Children's Librarian last week because her daughter was getting married. I did four storytimes, and I was exhausted. It was fun! Then I went to the wedding on Saturday, and holy hell I caught yet another bouquet. That was number four. Obviously, they do the trick, right? I run off and get married every time. har har har.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8047 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 22 October 2008 - 12:59 PM

lemon said:

I've been uber busy with work, mostly. It's just been crazy times, schedule changes, etc. and I filled in for the Children's Librarian last week because her daughter was getting married. I did four storytimes, and I was exhausted. It was fun! Then I went to the wedding on Saturday, and holy hell I caught yet another bouquet. That was number four. Obviously, they do the trick, right? I run off and get married every time. har har har.


Sounds like fun, though I wonder how many bouquets you're going to have to catch before you get some ass.  :p

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8048 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 22 October 2008 - 01:04 PM

In the Corner said:

Sounds like fun, though I wonder how many bouquets you're going to have to catch before you get some ass.  :p

I really wish I could predict that. Not that I'm not working on it every once in awhile. ;)
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8049 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 22 October 2008 - 01:09 PM

lemon said:

I really wish I could predict that. Not that I'm not working on it every once in awhile. ;)



Are you doing another Rock Boat cruise?  Are there ever any interesting asses aboard?

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8050 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 22 October 2008 - 01:13 PM

In the Corner said:

Are you doing another Rock Boat cruise?  Are there ever any interesting asses aboard?

oh I am indeed! I'm pretty much counting the days at this point, I want a vacation so badly. and there will at least be nice asses to look at, if not chase. I'll probably chase some anyway, because I deserve a chance at it!
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8051 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 22 October 2008 - 01:18 PM

lemon said:

oh I am indeed! I'm pretty much counting the days at this point, I want a vacation so badly. and there will at least be nice asses to look at, if not chase. I'll probably chase some anyway, because I deserve a chance at it!



You absolutely do!  Really, it's your ass that should be being chased.  Where ya cruising to this time?

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8052 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 22 October 2008 - 01:21 PM

In the Corner said:

You absolutely do!  Really, it's your ass that should be being chased.  Where ya cruising to this time?

we leave from Miami, once again. it stops in Nassau and Half Moon Cay this time. Bahamas here I come!
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8053 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:49 AM

lemon said:

we leave from Miami, once again. it stops in Nassau and Half Moon Cay this time. Bahamas here I come!


That sounds lovely.  I've been craving some beach-time lately.

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8054 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 23 October 2008 - 11:57 AM

In the Corner said:

That sounds lovely.  I've been craving some beach-time lately.

It's all rainy and cold here today! I'm ready to go now! :) oh well, something to look forward to.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8055 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 23 October 2008 - 04:44 PM

lemon said:

It's all rainy and cold here today! I'm ready to go now! :) oh well, something to look forward to.



We're finally getting some chilly weather too, but with sunshine.  I'm very much looking forward to the concert tomorrow night.

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8056 lemon

lemon

    so spunky it hurts!

  • Members
  • 4,977 posts

Posted 17 December 2008 - 02:02 PM

Just dropping by! This thread hasn't seen any action in like two months! Holy cow!

Hope everyone is enjoying getting ready for the holidays! I feel completely unprepared this year, like it's all snuck up on me.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf

"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe   

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp

#8057 slinky1

slinky1

    Thumbnail Sketch

  • Members
  • 6,549 posts

Posted 17 December 2008 - 04:07 PM

lemon said:

Just dropping by! This thread hasn't seen any action in like two months! Holy cow!

Hope everyone is enjoying getting ready for the holidays! I feel completely unprepared this year, like it's all snuck up on me.

Hey Hey Hey look who stopped by.  I thought I was prepared but as it turns out not so much..
Hope you have a wonderful holiday.

#8058 In the Corner

In the Corner

    where's the chutney?

  • Members
  • 34,429 posts

Posted 17 December 2008 - 04:11 PM

Hey, gals!  Nice to see this thread pop up again.

Lucy in the Corner with Diamonds Personal Assistant to Why Not Smile?  
Author of Bill Poems

"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you."

Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers


#8059 AgainstAllOdds

AgainstAllOdds

    Sing Sing Sing

  • Members
  • 8,754 posts

Posted 21 December 2008 - 03:48 AM

*waves*
hi ladies, hope you are all well!





0 user(s) are reading this topic

members, guests, anonymous users