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[Corpus]

Red Frog said:

Nestling can involve many things.  A lot of pillows, a couple blankets, a brisk Saturday morning in autumn and the surprisingly gentle hands of one Red Frog.

Also, maybe a bosom or two.

Yeah, Froggy, it works if you want tea with your new aunt.  

Lose the pillows, and the blankets.  Superfluous.  Remove all other distractions.  Focus on the moment and the task at hand.  Exchange "brisk Saturday morning in autumn" with "steamy-hot summer night."  Replace gentle with "strong and menacing" and remove any "maybe" or other doubt.  

Now we've got something.

[Red Frog]

Corpus said:

Yeah, Froggy, it works if you want tea with your new aunt.  

Lose the pillows, and the blankets.  Superfluous.  Remove all other distractions.  Focus on the moment and the task at hand.  Exchange "brisk Saturday morning in autumn" with "steamy-hot summer night."  Replace gentle with "strong and menacing" and remove any "maybe" or other doubt.  

Now we've got something.

The only maybe I need to remove is talking about feelings.

Because baby, that's an "always" with me.

I think Corpus and I are going to have to have a contest to see who can score more babes, ala Sam and that French dude on Cheers.

[Hezalin]

Red Frog said:

Nestling can involve many things.  A lot of pillows, a couple blankets, a brisk Saturday morning in autumn and the surprisingly gentle hands of one Red Frog.

Also, maybe a bosom or two.

oh please, who wats that crap, I just like a hot, hard fuck. Heehee,
although take me to a spa, and you can rub anything you like. I like rubbing.

[Red Frog]

Hezalin said:

oh please, who wats that crap, I just like a hot, hard fuck. Heehee,

Where do you keep your penis?

Wait, what?

[Hezalin]

Red Frog said:

Where do you keep your penis?

Wait, what?

inmy nightstand drawer, it's blue and goes vroom vroom

[Jesse Motorboy]

Hezalin said:

oh please, who wats that crap, I just like a hot, hard fuck. Heehee,
although take me to a spa, and you can rub anything you like. I like rubbing.

I'm in love.

[Red Frog]

Hezalin said:

inmy nightstand drawer, it's blue and goes vroom vroom

You have a smurf on a motorcycle?

[AgainstAllOdds]

Hezalin said:

inmy nightstand drawer, it's blue and goes vroom vroom

mine's pink and goes whiz, whiz

[Hezalin]

Red Frog said:

You have a smurf on a motorcycle?

if that's what you wanna call it. i cal it Oh God Yes!

[Hezalin]

piglet said:

mine's pink and goes whiz, whiz

I still have a Hello Kitty one on my wish list. Any buyers?

[AgainstAllOdds]

no thanks, I'll stick with my rabbit:)

[Hezalin]

see???? it's so cute, but so expensive!!
HKVIBE

[Red Frog]

I have a tomato and a box of kleenex.

[AgainstAllOdds]

I'm sorry but that is awful - its like a kids toy - not a big girls play thing!  Mind you I'm probably biased...I don't like cats

[AgainstAllOdds]

Red Frog said:

I have a tomato and a box of kleenex.

I have a carrot...

[Hezalin]

Red Frog said:

I have a tomato and a box of kleenex.

what do you suppose you could do with those?

[Red Frog]

Hezalin said:

what do you suppose you could do with those?

I'll send you the video.

[Hezalin]

Red Frog said:

I'll send you the video.

I'll be waiting with bells on.

[Red Frog]

Hezalin said:

I'll be waiting with bells on.

Oh that's covered in there.

Maybe I should wait and we can have an Official Murmurs viewing.

[Hezalin]

Red Frog said:

Oh that's covered in there.

Maybe I should wait and we can have an Official Murmurs viewing.

I'll jsut keep myself busy whilst i wait for the video to arrive
bzzzz bzzz vroom vroom