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[NearWildHeather]

Red Frog said:

It kind of looks like the BJ face...

No, the :eek: one is open wide...although, I suppose :* could be giving a BJ to a pencil-pecker!

Still, totally un-sexy, even if it is flirty, which is still debatable. :mad:

[Red Frog]

NearWildHeather said:

No, the :eek: one is open wide...although, I suppose :* could be giving a BJ to a pencil-pecker!

Still, totally un-sexy, even if it is flirty, which is still debatable. :mad:

Clearly "bed" has some new meaning which involves posting on a message board.

[NearWildHeather]

Red Frog said:

Clearly "bed" has some new meaning which involves posting on a message board.

Nope, just procrastinating. :o

If Georgie makes it to the orgy, I call dibs on the hazmat suit.

:eek: Georgie...orgy...:D Poetry, woot!

Georgie-Orgy, Pudding Lady Pie
Flirted with the girls and made them cry
...

Wasn't there more to the original rhyme? :confused:

[In the Corner]

NearWildHeather said:

Nope, just procrastinating. :o

If Georgie makes it to the orgy, I call dibs on the hazmat suit.

:eek: Georgie...orgy...:D Poetry, woot!

Georgie-Orgy, Pudding Lady Pie
Flirted with the girls and made them cry
...

Wasn't there more to the original rhyme? :confused:

"When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away."

And there was no Pudding Lady involved.  I always wondered why GP was afraid of the boys.  I think maybe he was a bit gay.

[NearWildHeather]

Georgie-Orgy, Pudding Lady Pie
Flirted with the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play...
Oh, who cares about Georgie? The boys are here; time to partay! :D

[Wingnut]

NearWildHeather said:

:* The problem with this smiley is, it looks as though it just ate a lemon rather than kissing. Totally un-flirty. *sulks*

Well if it just ate Lemon then, I'm thinking it might look more like this :)  or perhaps like this :p if caught during said act

[Jesse Motorboy]

NearWildHeather said:

Goddammit, I try to get a little sleep, and...

Is Hez using my thread to sell used dildos?!?!?!?!?!


I like mine with thrusting action...attached to a human being is usually good, too. Dildos don't have buttocks to clutch.

Well, none that I'm aware of...Hez? Jesse?

Leave me the fuck out of this.

[Jesse Motorboy]

Wingnut said:

Well if it just ate Lemon then, I'm thinking it might look more like this :)  or perhaps like this :p if caught during said act

*wipes tear from eye*

That was beautiful Steve.

[NearWildHeather]

I'm just sayin', that smiley looks like one hell of a bad kisser. If someone tried to kiss me like that, I'd just laugh. A lot.

[Red Frog]

NearWildHeather said:

I'm just sayin', that smiley looks like one hell of a bad kisser. If someone tried to kiss me like that, I'd just laugh. A lot.

Never turn down a kiss.

It's a lot easier to get someone's pants off if they're kissing you.

[Jesse Motorboy]

NearWildHeather said:

No, the :eek: one is open wide...although, I suppose :* could be giving a BJ to a pencil-pecker!

Still, totally un-sexy, even if it is flirty, which is still debatable. :mad:

Words or group of words that just couldn't be ignored:

1. is open wide
2. giving a BJ
3. pecker
4. sexy
5. flirty

[Red Frog]

We need a murmurs magnet poetry set.

[Jesse Motorboy]

Red Frog said:

We need a murmurs magnet poetry set.

Indeedy.

[NearWildHeather]

Red Frog said:

Never turn down a kiss.

It's a lot easier to get someone's pants off if they're kissing you.

:confused: Smileys wear pants? Well, you do learn something everyday!

Actually, logistically speaking, getting pants off is much easier without being lip-locked to someone else!

Hey Jesse, that was pencil-pecker! If you find tiny dicks so sexy...hell, if you find any dicks sexy...you might be in the wrong place here. ;)

[Jesse Motorboy]

NearWildHeather said:

Hey Jesse, that was pencil-pecker! If you find tiny dicks so sexy...hell, if you find any dicks sexy...you might be in the wrong place here. ;)

:) Heather... I know you helped me out in my most desperate hour of need. You fed me when I was hungry and helped me find a place to stay. For that, I am eternally grateful.

However...

if you ever cockblock me again, like you just did ...

I will totally...

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :mad:  
Bitch slap you back into puberty!!!!

Thank you have a nice day. Won't you?:)

[NearWildHeather]

:) Jesse, I was just trying to provide you with helpful information. I'm always looking out for you, bro.

That said...

This is my thread asking people if they wanna fuck me...

And here you are...


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Hitting on anyone and everyone else!!!!

Just kidding, please don't. :)

[Corpus]

NearWildHeather said:

:) Jesse, I was just trying to provide you with helpful information. I'm always looking out for you, bro.

That said...

This is my thread asking people if they wanna fuck me...

And here you are...


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Hitting on anyone and everyone else!!!!

Just kidding, please don't. :)

That's what this thread is about?  :eek:

[NearWildHeather]

Corpus said:

That's what this thread is about?  :eek:

:mad: :mad: :mad:
For FUCK'S SAKE, read the first post of the fucking thread!!!!!!!!!

Such a man...sheesh.














































I'm kidding just exactly as much as you are. ;)