...for anyone with a penis coming to Athfest next month:
If I were to literally get on my knees and beg you to have sex with me, would you do it?
I need to know who to stay clear of, in case this thing doesn't go away in time.
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PURELY hypothetical question...
Started by NearWildHeather, May 10 2006 01:44 AM
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 01:44 AM
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 01:48 AM
NearWildHeather said:
...for anyone with a penis coming to Athfest next month:
If I were to literally get on my knees and beg you to have sex with me, would you do it?
I need to know who to stay clear of, in case this thing doesn't go away in time.
If I were to literally get on my knees and beg you to have sex with me, would you do it?
I need to know who to stay clear of, in case this thing doesn't go away in time.
Probably.
But then again, I'm not going to Athfest.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 04:35 AM
NearWildHeather said:
...for anyone with a penis coming to Athfest next month:
If I were to literally get on my knees and beg you to have sex with me, would you do it?
I need to know who to stay clear of, in case this thing doesn't go away in time.
If I were to literally get on my knees and beg you to have sex with me, would you do it?
I need to know who to stay clear of, in case this thing doesn't go away in time.
Let me think about that for a few secon....Yes!
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Monday
Count all the teeth in my head
Tuesday
Anointed by a man in a dress
Wednesday
Got hitched just like a good boy should
Thursday And Friday
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On Saturday I said my goodbyes
On Sunday I'm food for the worms & the flies
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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. "
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Monday
Count all the teeth in my head
Tuesday
Anointed by a man in a dress
Wednesday
Got hitched just like a good boy should
Thursday And Friday
didn't feel so good
On Saturday I said my goodbyes
On Sunday I'm food for the worms & the flies
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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. "
Nietzsche
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 04:36 AM
but then I'm not going to Athfest either
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Monday
Count all the teeth in my head
Tuesday
Anointed by a man in a dress
Wednesday
Got hitched just like a good boy should
Thursday And Friday
didn't feel so good
On Saturday I said my goodbyes
On Sunday I'm food for the worms & the flies
...
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. "
Nietzsche
Monday
Count all the teeth in my head
Tuesday
Anointed by a man in a dress
Wednesday
Got hitched just like a good boy should
Thursday And Friday
didn't feel so good
On Saturday I said my goodbyes
On Sunday I'm food for the worms & the flies
...
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. "
Nietzsche
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 05:45 AM
NearWildHeather said:
I need to know who to stay clear of, in case this thing doesn't go away in time.
I don't think you intended it read this way, but that reminds me of that Cellular One commercial with the woman on the plane, talking about where she might've "gotten that fungus"... :p
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:03 AM
Maybe Donna and I should come afterall... :p
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:04 AM
I have a nice big dildo, will that do? Course the tongue works wonders as well.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:06 AM
:mad: Okay, in this thread's first post, it is specified that I am looking for answers from people with penises *snicker-'penises'* for constructive purposes. First I get two people whom I presume are in possession of penises, *snicker-'penises' again* then a GIRL?! And to top it all off, she accuses me of poor female hygeine?!?!
Don't make me have you banned, Mary. All it would take is one trip to OKC and one blowjob.
Stay away from Hez, check.
Finally figured out how to make Kelly and Donna come. Check.
(Oh, dear GAWD, I just reread that last bit. Oh fucking my.:o )
Don't make me have you banned, Mary. All it would take is one trip to OKC and one blowjob.
Stay away from Hez, check.
Finally figured out how to make Kelly and Donna come. Check.
(Oh, dear GAWD, I just reread that last bit. Oh fucking my.:o )
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:12 AM
When is this "Athfest" again?
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:18 AM
NearWildHeather said:
Finally figured out how to make Kelly and Donna come.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:29 AM
Kelly A said:
hehe.. I hope we can do the same for you.
Hopefully, Steve will help me with that at the bar.:)
Jonathan, LOL!:D
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:53 AM
NearWildHeather said:
:mad: Okay, in this thread's first post, it is specified that I am looking for answers from people with penises *snicker-'penises'* for constructive purposes. First I get two people whom I presume are in possession of penises, *snicker-'penises' again* then a GIRL?! And to top it all off, she accuses me of poor female hygeine?!?!
Don't make me have you banned, Mary. All it would take is one trip to OKC and one blowjob.
Don't make me have you banned, Mary. All it would take is one trip to OKC and one blowjob.
I'm sorry, Heather--I didn't mean to impune your feminine hygiene.
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If you notice. Some people don't notice." - R. Kelly
"Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one’s bath like a lump of sugar." - Pablo Picasso
"I came to realize, when I was writing this, there are many closets. It's a global closet thing." - R. Kelly
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:55 AM
Admit it, everyone. That blowjob bit made you spurt something.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 07:13 AM
I have decided I am not going to Athfest. I am afraid my innocence will be lost on the 18 hour trip.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 07:21 AM
beccakay said:
I have decided I am not going to Athfest. I am afraid my innocence will be lost on the 18 hour trip.
That's exactly the reason I'm considering going. I want to room with Corpy though.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 07:56 AM
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I have decided I am not going to Athfest. I am afraid my innocence will be lost on the 18 hour trip.
Your what??????????
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 07:57 AM
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That's exactly the reason I'm considering going. I want to room with Corpy though.
You'll have to fight Heather for that position.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 07:59 AM
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You'll have to fight Heather for that position.
There are enough positions that make room for everyone.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?
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I couldn't taste it...
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 09:31 AM
NearWildHeather said:
You know, it's like, I will feel weird with her there, but I would feel weird bogarting her hubby and leaving her out in the hallway or whatever, too.
Hopefully, Steve will help me with that at the bar.:)
Jonathan, LOL!:D
Hopefully, Steve will help me with that at the bar.:)
Jonathan, LOL!:D
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