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[Sweet Fanny Addams]

Oh and TO ALL MEN ESPECIALLY MARRIED ONES
My husband is going away for 2 weeks he will be out of the country so it will be little old me all on my lonesome in my posh house.:(  Yes I will be painting my toenails and very sad about being all alone with no man I am dreading it. So if you wanna like, fool around, PM me and I'll send you my address via PM. I like to dress up as Britney Spears and stalk married men, err commit adultery in my marital bed, I mean have good clean fun and prepare and serve pretend food, fun stuff like that. Call me baby. You know you want to. I'm like the Bueno commercial, I am naughty and crunchy and melty inside. I am just fun fun fun till daddy, er hubby takes the T Bird away!

[Corpus]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

Oh and TO ALL MEN ESPECIALLY MARRIED ONES
My husband is going away for 2 weeks he will be out of the country so it will be little old me all on my lonesome in my posh house.:(  Yes I will be painting my toenails and very sad about being all alone with no man I am dreading it. So if you wanna like, fool around, PM me and I'll send you my address via PM. I like to dress up as Britney Spears and stalk married men, err commit adultery in my marital bed, I mean have good clean fun and prepare and serve pretend food, fun stuff like that. Call me baby. You know you want to. I'm like the Bueno commercial, I am naughty and crunchy and melty inside. I am just fun fun fun till daddy, er hubby takes the T Bird away!

Does noonish work for you?

[NearWildHeather]

:rolleyes: Sheesh, break it up you two...

...then again, the sign up top does say, 'be ready to take the blows'!

*rimshot*

*hunker*

[Corpus]

Night night, Etty.

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

Eh? I'm still here!
It's 5 minutes past midnight this side of the pond, Mr High Maintenence.

[Corpus]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

Eh? I'm still here!
It's 5 minutes past midnight this side of the pond, Mr High Maintenence.

My point exactly.  Get to bed!  Mrs. High Maintenance!

[NearWildHeather]

Corpus said:

My point exactly.  Get to bed!  Mrs. High Maintenance!

Worst. Come-on. Ever. :(

C'mon, eTTy...let's jump on the bed and hit each other with pillows! Daddy has to leave soon anyway! FOOD FIGHT!!! :D

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

Pillow fight? Or food fight?? Or both!! HEEEEE YAH!!

[NearWildHeather]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

...both!! HEEEEE YAH!!

Eeeeexactly. Whilst we're at it, let's also...um...*running out of silly slumber-partay shit to do*...what do you wanna do? It's only 12.30!

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

We can raid Corpy's pr0n collection and watch it and then make spoof films and replace all his pornos. I hope he either still uses a VCR or you have a DVD burner.
Oh and we can have a chocolate pudding fight and leave the mess for Unca-daddy Corpy to clean up. :p
(good thing I'm not going to assfest. The bar tab alone would financially cripple me)

[NearWildHeather]

GodDAMN, you are a fucking genius, woman!! :D

Unca-daddy... (Thanks again for that. Comes in so bloody handy round here!)


Speaking of that bar tab...um...can I borrow a few (hundred) bucks? :o

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

NearWildHeather said:

GodDAMN, you are a fucking genius, woman!! :D

Unca-daddy... (Thanks again for that. Comes in so bloody handy round here!)


Speaking of that bar tab...um...can I borrow a few (hundred) bucks? :o

Hun, if I had a few hundred spare I would be at assfest. It's breaking my heart to miss it. You will have to party for both of us.  

[NearWildHeather]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

Hun, if I had a few hundred spare I would be at assfest. It's breaking my heart to miss it. You will have to party for both of us.  

My heart is broken as well. *sigh*

Quick question regarding the visual aid above: is that you and me on the bed, or me and someone else at Athfest?

[ukmary]

It's 2.06 am - thankyou for reminding me to get off the computer.
Goodnight all.
;)
and yes we only have one time zone, GMT
that's a. because we are a teeeny country and
b. because we invented time.
ok
sleepytime

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

NearWildHeather said:

My heart is broken as well. *sigh*

Quick question regarding the visual aid above: is that you and me on the bed, or me and someone else at Athfest?

either/or. it's a multi purpose smiley. :)

[Corpus]

Hey Etty, that one time in that one thread you were talking all "it's like, 1:30 in the UK, so like, 4:18 in New York" and shit like that.  It really confused me.  So, really, what time is it in England?........NOW!

[NearWildHeather]

Add seven hours to your time, ANYtime, and you'll have your answer. HTH

eTTy's off, presumably to bed...it is 11.30 at night there!


Heh, the British invented time...ROFL...that would explain a lot, Mary! :p

[Corpus]

I really need someone IN England right now to respond.  Like you could know what time it is in England right now from Oklahoma.  :mad:

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

Nah I'm still up. It's 11:39 PM (or 23:39, whatever) in England right now which makes it 6:37 EST. Adjust to whatever godforsaken part of the United States you live in, Corpy.

[Corpus]

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

Nah I'm still up. It's 11:39 PM (or 23:39, whatever) in England right now which makes it 6:37 EST. Adjust to whatever godforsaken part of the United States you live in, Corpy.

Thank you, sweetness.  And by the way, God's chosen people live all around me.  So bite it. :*