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#1 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 12:57 PM

Let me be the first:

He smells like poo.





You all didn't think it was going to be that easy getting rid of me. Did you? ;)
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#2 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:06 PM

Jesse Motorboy said:

Let me be the first:

He smells like poo.


How dare you say that about me. :mad:
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#3 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:07 PM

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How dare you say that about me. :mad:
Oh it's not like you didn't have it coming.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:08 PM

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Oh it's not like you didn't have it coming.

Piss off
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#5 Leilani

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:14 PM

Last I heard, he smelt like wee too!
ho hum!

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:18 PM

http://www.ufoseek.org/ufosattack.htm

#7 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:21 PM

Leilani said:

Last I heard, he smelt like wee too!

You're not helping matters any. ;)
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#8 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:24 PM

oklahoma sam said:


Oh goody. I'll save that for when I get bored. :)

{whispers} I don't know whether this was a gesture or a trap... you never know with this guy. I think I'll just smile and nod.


{smiles and nods} :)
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:24 PM

how many did you get?

#10 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:24 PM

Leilani said:

Last I heard, he smelt like wee too!
Ha! I told you!
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#11 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:28 PM

oklahoma sam said:

how many did you get?

Figures. It was a trap. :rolleyes:
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#12 Leilani

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:29 PM

But the guy's an enigma, when he farts it smells like cherry blossom!  :confused:
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#13 Jesse Motorboy

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:30 PM

See, it just goes to show that I do have a sense of humour. ;)

Not many go about bashing themselves. :p

Of course, this means I'm off to the looney bin for holding a conversation with myself.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:32 PM

Leilani said:

But the guy's an enigma, when he farts it smells like cherry blossom!  :confused:

Not really an enigma.

I use Cherry Blossom Butt Deodorant.

You can get it by sending three easy payments of $19.95 to...

me.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:40 PM

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Not many go about bashing themselves. :p

You obviously haven't met Buck's Student yet, he started off as a nutter, then he turned into a Dr, started threads about how terrible he is, but it turns out he's just a normal 15 year old!
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 02:20 PM

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Not really an enigma.


Just an enema?


:p

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 04:06 PM

*tentacle*
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 04:39 PM

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 06:19 PM

dude!  you do that too?  hehe, it's so fun to have conversations with yourself!  i do that on my LJ.  i have two accounts, one of which i never use, but sometimes i'll leave comments from it on my main journal.  and then i reply to myself, usually saying what an insane crazy bitch i am and bashing myself like hell.  it's fun...some of my LJ friends who don't know me that well don't get it, and post comments asking something like "who is this person and why do you two hate each other so much?  you're being so mean!"  very amusing.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 10:04 PM

Oh!  Let me bash!


You're a bad cook!!! :p

:D LE-OH-NARD WHAT'S HIS NAME?, HERMAN MUNSTER, MOTORCADE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, CHEETOS, POGO STICKS, LEMONADE, YOU SYMBIOTIC STUPID JERK, THAT'S RIGHT FLANDERS, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU! :D






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