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[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixer said:

I just ate a Cromer crab.

Flirt.  

... Say something witty and funny.  Please.

[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixer said:

I just ate a Cromer crab.

I think I understand.   ;)

[DrinkTheElixir]

I am afraid that it may give me dairrhoea.  My guts are rumbling.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus gave his wife butt worms.  Accidently.

[Corpus]

She likd it.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus said:

She likd it.

Licked what?

[Corpus]

It.

[In the Corner]

Corpus said:

It.

*shakes head sadly*

[DrinkTheElixir]

*weeps gently*

[Corpus]

*feels guilt and remorse*

[Anarion]

Is there a competition for funniest thread of the year? I would like to nominate this one...


a little piece of advice for mr. refuree... she's just not that into you...

[Beggsy]

Buck said:

Well, recently I fell in love with an older woman. To me she is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is in all of my dreams and I can not get her off my mind.
She does not know I have feelings for her and she is older than me so it is hard for me to tell her. I did tell her once, but I didn't tell her it was her I am in love with. She told me an older woman would not be intrested in me and that I should get on with my life. That hurt my feelings beyond anything else!:(

Awww man - love is one of those beautiful things - don't let a few years get in the way.  It's more about whether someone is right for you and vice-versa.  Having said that, I reckon more than 10 - 12 years difference starts to get complicated (although you say there's only a couple of years between you).  Just ask her out (at least you'll know) and then tell us what happened!

Personally, if there is only a couple of years, I wouldn't really class her as an older woman...but that's just me.  She'd have to be at least 5/6 years older for me to start thinking in those terms at all.  Perhaps she really thought you were talking about someone else, and was saying they wouldn't be interested in you to put you off?

[lotte]

One of my favourite things ever is when someone reads the first post and hits reply.

Feed the troll, tuppence a bag...  tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.

[DrinkTheElixir]

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[monktbd]

George W Bush said:

Whats the recipe for Troll Food??

you need:

* a good meal several hours before
* a quiet place
* newspaper, book or magazine
* some time

[Magnetic North]

monktbd said:

* some time

Not getting enough fibre?  :p

[Lois]

MaddeningLoops said:

I'll get a piece of the action with $12 on pulaskipoet's brother.

:D

listen, maybe she wants a 'father figure' or someone who has done his clubbing etc. Maybe she wants someone who is settled with a house, car, a stable career path. However, old you might be in the head, you'll always be younger than her, so it will never be serious, even it it does 'happen'.  she might 'try you' out of curiosity?!

Oh yes, men who bewail their love for another woman, to a woman, really don't earn many browny points. You've probably shot yourself in the foot there!

Time to go out with the lads and survey other options, I'm afraid! or

If you really like older women, get yourself on a dating website and find another one, who's looking for a 'toy boy'.

[Lois]

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Well lois her last two lovers were younger than her and she has told me there is no need for change.

speaking honestly, I can feel the vibes of acute obession from here, so she couldn't possibly not notice.  She is ignoring them on purpose.  For your own mental health, you need to take the hint and move on!.  Really, you do!