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Heather's Taxi-Cab Confessions
Started by Corpus, Aug 17 2005 02:51 PM
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 02:52 PM
Awesome.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 08:24 PM
I hope Rubbers will be involved somehow
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 12:02 AM
I can't wait to read that. Looks like taxis see/experience a lot of things in their worktime...
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 01:45 AM
Looking forward to reading Heather's stories ... :D
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 03:40 AM
*looks around expectantly*
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 03:46 AM
Maybe our high expectations scare Heather away? :eek:
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 03:48 AM
Do you think she might have decided to sleep before posting???? :eek:
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 03:51 AM
In the Corner said:
Do you think she might have decided to sleep before posting???? :eek:
Oh my! :eek:
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 05:08 AM
Well, while everybody is waiting I thought this may keep you entertained.
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 05:12 AM
Cats are good at combing childrens' hairs. :p
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 05:12 AM
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Do you think she might have decided to sleep before posting???? :eek:
I am only concerned that she will fall asleep while driving the taxi. She has gone to sleep in my car a couple of times. Of course that could have just been the company she was with :o
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 05:33 AM
beccakay said:
I am only concerned that she will fall asleep while driving the taxi. She has gone to sleep in my car a couple of times. Of course that could have just been the company she was with :o
Did she go to sleep while driving your car??? :eek:
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 06:25 AM
WAKE UP HEATHER!!
What a tease.
PS That cat was rubbish - they may be pretty but they have no sense of rythm.
What a tease.
PS That cat was rubbish - they may be pretty but they have no sense of rythm.
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 07:21 AM
You people and your expectations! *sigh, hand to the forehead* :rolleyes:
Naw, she wouldn't let me drive it. Can't imagine why. :(
JAY-sus, you guys are impatient! :p
I am tired, though, so to be brief:
My first passenger was a little old lady. She asked me if I had any weapons. I told her no, but I could use stuff as weapons.
Rush apparently ended yesterday, as last night was the first night sorority chicks were allowed to go out to bars.
I took a guy to the Mont (SWIRLS! :D ) to celebrate his completion of flight trainers' school.
I drove out to Thunderbird Casino--10 miles outside of town--only to find a paranoid guy unwilling to get into my cab because I didn't have a permit displayed and he only knew of one cab company in Norman (Yellow). He gave me almost enough money to cover my gas out there.
A passenger bought me a bottle of water, most likely because she was too drunk to count.
At one point, I passed a bunch of protesters with candles and signs that read 'Talk to Cindy' and such.
Basically, I had a lot less down time than the night before, and a lot more drunks. And after work, I got drunk at 7 in the morning and then went for a haircut. And now it's about time for bed.
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Did she go to sleep while driving your car??? :eek:
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JAY-sus, you guys are impatient! :p
I am tired, though, so to be brief:
My first passenger was a little old lady. She asked me if I had any weapons. I told her no, but I could use stuff as weapons.
Rush apparently ended yesterday, as last night was the first night sorority chicks were allowed to go out to bars.
I took a guy to the Mont (SWIRLS! :D ) to celebrate his completion of flight trainers' school.
I drove out to Thunderbird Casino--10 miles outside of town--only to find a paranoid guy unwilling to get into my cab because I didn't have a permit displayed and he only knew of one cab company in Norman (Yellow). He gave me almost enough money to cover my gas out there.
A passenger bought me a bottle of water, most likely because she was too drunk to count.
At one point, I passed a bunch of protesters with candles and signs that read 'Talk to Cindy' and such.
Basically, I had a lot less down time than the night before, and a lot more drunks. And after work, I got drunk at 7 in the morning and then went for a haircut. And now it's about time for bed.
You don't want to fuck with me right now; Horse To Water is on!
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 07:30 AM
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You people and your expectations! *sigh, hand to the forehead* :rolleyes:
JAY-sus, you guys are impatient! :p
Basically, I had a lot less down time than the night before, and a lot more drunks. And after work, I got drunk at 7 in the morning and then went for a haircut. And now it's about time for bed.
JAY-sus, you guys are impatient! :p
Basically, I had a lot less down time than the night before, and a lot more drunks. And after work, I got drunk at 7 in the morning and then went for a haircut. And now it's about time for bed.
So most of your customers were drunks? That's kind of what I was expecting, it being a university town and all. Do drunks tip well?
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 07:35 AM
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So most of your customers were drunks? That's kind of what I was expecting, it being a university town and all. Do drunks tip well?
Most of my customers were drunk past about 10.00, but only last night. I imagine it'll be the same for the next three nights, then taper off to Th-Sat once classes start next week.
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 07:42 AM
God my life is so boring.
I'm worried about your haircut though. It can't be a good idea to have a haircut whilst drunk?
I've had the odd haircut that required me to get drunk afterwards.
I'm worried about your haircut though. It can't be a good idea to have a haircut whilst drunk?
I've had the odd haircut that required me to get drunk afterwards.
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 07:54 AM
No, it's giving a haircut whilst drunk that is not recommended! :D
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 07:29 PM
So...did you call a cab to take you home? ;)
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