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[stipeeyes]

thursday said:

RE: michael stipe's cock.

i can't believe you people never noticed.

scarey, isn't it?

i'm blushing ......................................... t.

Why are you blushing? :D  I bet if Michael saw this he certainly would blush.

[stipeeyes]

stipeeyes said:

Why are you blushing? :D  I bet if Michael saw this he certainly would blush.

Now this is a very obvious photo.

http://www.murmurs.c...achmentid=37787

[thisfilmison]

oh my god people. this is turning into one slutty thread lol  :D

[thursday]

(1.) there was this photo posted circa 2000 --- some outdoor concert ---jms singing w/ a massive boner & peter
smiling indulgently at said boner as if to say, "there he goes again. tie that pony down, boy!"

(2.) i've always noticed that michael's current lovers go around w/ goofy smiles on their faces.

(3.) please, ethan, i AM cleaning this up for the children.

[crestfallen]

thursday said:

(1.) there was this photo posted circa 2000 --- some outdoor concert ---jms singing w/ a massive boner & peter
smiling indulgently at said boner as if to say, "there he goes again. tie that pony down, boy!"

(2.) i've always noticed that michael's current lovers go around w/ goofy smiles on their faces.

(3.) please, ethan, i AM cleaning this up for the children.

"current lovers"... how many are there?

[stipe for me]

what's wrong with you people?

[Barefoot]

stipe for me said:

what's wrong with you people?

Yep... that's what came to my mind while reading this thread...  Ohhh... nah, i won't 'give you a lecture' or anything like that... i'll just say that...i'm sorry, i really don't want to offend anyone, and sorry if anyone will feel offended, but for me it's kind of ...stupid to discuss such things, you know, to wonder if the 'something' was a boner or not and so on... or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor, dunno...
I just respect this guy too much to find this thread funny :\

[phlmth]

Agreed, although I did call out Etty because she was on the side at the Atlanta show.

Personally, I never thought this thread would go on this far. I mean, come on. How about letting this thread die with some dignity?

[stipeeyes]

Barefoot said:

Yep... that's what came to my mind while reading this thread...  Ohhh... nah, i won't 'give you a lecture' or anything like that... i'll just say that...i'm sorry, i really don't want to offend anyone, and sorry if anyone will feel offended, but for me it's kind of ...stupid to discuss such things, you know, to wonder if the 'something' was a boner or not and so on... or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor, dunno...
I just respect this guy too much to find this thread funny :\

We all have major respect for Michael.  We can talk about this. He's no saint. This is the same guy who puts his hands down his pants or grabs his crotch on stage during Man on the Moon.  And he's a guy and sometimes he does make references to his manhood. Like during the Monster days when he said Monster was a @#$@ Record.

Even in Atlanta last year Michael announced that he removed his underwear because he "Needed The Space".  

So it is all in fun.

[Kelly A]

Yeah, well if people were running around discussing my penis, I'd ... ummm... well, okay... I'd like it.. *blush*

[CRAZY]

Kelly A said:

Yeah, well if people were running around discussing my penis, I'd ... ummm... well, okay... I'd like it.. *blush*

YOU have a penis?????????

[Jesse Motorboy]

stipeeyes said:

You bad boy you.  haha.  Well since we are on the subject and I will keep it clean.  But what I can say is on stage in Atlanta last year he didn't have a problem.   :D  

Michael has a bit of a problem in this photo below.  But a good one.

http://www.murmurs.c...tid=43874&stc=1

I believe I am going to go jump in a bathtub with a telvision set... due to the inaduquacy I feel right now. :p

[Internet Legend]

CRAZY said:

YOU have a penis?????????

Such is the rumor.

And I, although I don't want to get a reputation for being a starfucker, can amply (so to speak) confirm the rumor. If you know what I mean. ;)

Don't tell anyone I told you. And don't beg me for any of the deeply, deeply, dirty, sordid, and deliciously salacious details. My lips are sealed (when they're not wide open for...oh, never mind).

[CRAZY]

Internet Legend said:

Such is the rumor.

And I, although I don't want to get a reputation for being a starfucker, can amply (so to speak) confirm the rumor. If you know what I mean. ;)

Don't tell anyone I told you. And don't beg me for any of the deeply, deeply, dirty, sordid, and deliciously salacious details. My lips are sealed (when they're not wide open for...oh, never mind).

You're right, but here in Holland there are not so many guys with the name KELLY. Well there is one, but he is a SHE now. :D

[Kelly A]

Internet Legend said:

My lips are sealed (when they're not wide open for...oh, never mind).

No, please continue... :p

CRAZY said:

You're right, but here in Holland there are not so many guys with the name KELLY. Well there is one, but he is a SHE now. :D

Now that I think of it, there aren't many guys here in the states that are named Crazy... although I've heard that nickname for our president on occasion.

[Barefoot]

stipeeyes said:

We all have major respect for Michael.  We can talk about this. He's no saint. This is the same guy who puts his hands down his pants or grabs his crotch on stage during Man on the Moon.  And he's a guy and sometimes he does make references to his manhood. Like during the Monster days when he said Monster was a @#$@ Record.

Even in Atlanta last year Michael announced that he removed his underwear because he "Needed The Space".  

So it is all in fun.

Sure, stipeeyes, I do know what you mean and I fully agree with you.
He's not saint, and neither am I, believe me  :D ;) :D I only meant that such discussion (like- 'omg... is it possible for him to get hard on during concert?' 'naah...' 'yeah, it IS a boner!' 'no, it isn't...')  seems to be, ok, maybe funny but kind of shallow at the same time... it's only my opinion...

And again, I didn't want to offend any of you by this thing in brackets  ;) it's just simplified version of this thread...

And please, don't crucify me  :D

[Scarlet Macaw]

stipeeyes said:

He is wearing Jeans. He wore those jeans at every show I went to.  In that photo he's using a cordless mic.  I think it's a real stiffy.  You know MizMills was down in the first row last year and she told me the next day at the
airport that she couldn't help but notice that Michael was very excited on stage.  <snip> I'd say this man is well endowed.

In the earlier picture, if those ARE jeans, why or how would his...gosh, I'm embarassed...his supposed hard schlang have shown up so prominently? If he were wearing lycra pants (such as spandex), then the long hard schlang would look like it does in the picture. But jeans? Denim isn't usually so stretchy. Naw!

(At the moment, "Losing My Religion" is playing in my mind.) Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around...

what ~~if~~ our dear Michael consumed Viagra or one of those erectile medicines that keeps it going for several hours? How else could you explain such an active-looking schlang in the pants? (Schlange is German for snake or slang for a man's private parts. Well, in most contexts, they are private!)

Michael does have a nice body. I wouldn't mind seeing how he wears bike shorts or even speedo briefs--without the Viagra. Well, I had better stop before it gets too deep...Oh gosh! I better stop and submit. Oh bad me!!!

[stipeeyes]

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Michael does have a nice body. I wouldn't mind seeing how he wears bike shorts or even speedo briefs--without the Viagra. Well, I had better stop before it gets too deep...Oh gosh! I better stop and submit. Oh bad me!!!

Viagra?  Michael doesn't need that.  He won't even take Claritan for his allergies.  He's a chinese herbs kind of guy. :D

Anyway here are two photos of Michael in short shorts.  These pics are from 1990 though.  But don't look like his body has changed all that much.  
Sorry I couldn't make these any bigger.  If someone can that would be great.


http://www.murmurs.c...tid=44113&stc=1

http://www.murmurs.c...tid=44114&stc=1

[phlmth]

stipeeyes said:

Viagra?  Michael doesn't need that.  He won't even take Claritan for his allergies.  He's a chinese herbs kind of guy. :D

And you know this how? Through interviews?

Personally, and no harm intended your way, people change so much you never know what they do unless you're living with them. He may have said something in an interview or interviews but how accurate is that anymore?

Again, my issue is stating things like fact when we really don't know. It's always kind of spooky for me to read such things.

Again, no harm, just voicing my reaction.






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[Sweet Fanny Addams]

Not to drag this discussion down into the gutter, nah, it was always in the gutter, wasn't it?  ;)  I will try to phrase this as delicately as possible.
BUT--
I really don't think you could get that kind of, er, DEFINITION through a pair of denim jeans. That picture is just a little too blatant to be genuine.  As Scarlet Macaw said, if he was wearing lycra, you could understand it, but that's just too graphic a silhouette to be believable through jeans. Unless he has metal genitalia. THAT  would be interesting going on tour, now wouldn't it?? At all those airports and stuff?  :cool: