määäääään. I am making great posts (not!)
This is King Crimsons - Eyes wide open. that went throught my brains and changed to this:
Well here it comes, here comes another day
Another decision on the way
Well here it comes, here comes a color display
Of preferences to make
Well here it comes, here comes a knock on the door
Open it for an opportunity
Well here it comes, here comes another day
For memories to be made
Anus wide open
Anus wide open all the time
There it was, it was a perfect take
And were you asleep or awake?
Well there it was, it was a perfect time
To speak your mind
And there it was, it was the chance of a lifetime
Flew right by, and what did you do?
Well there it was, it was another day
For memories to be made
Anus wide open
Anus wide open all the time
I've got my anus wide open
Anus wide open all the time
Cause you never know what you might get
Anus wide open
Anus wide open all the time
I've got my anus wide open
All the time
anus wide open
Cause you never know what you might get
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All this and I only changed two words!!!
cool (NOT!) and extremely disturbing.
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Post your dirty version about some song or something.. whatever, dude! dont need ya!
Started by Stupidus, Dec 29 2003 05:07 AM
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Stupidus
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Posted 29 December 2003 - 05:07 AM
"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation."
Avril Lavigne (Seventeen Magazine, 2002)
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"
Avril Lavigne (Entertainment Weekly, 2002)
Avril Lavigne (Seventeen Magazine, 2002)
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"
Avril Lavigne (Entertainment Weekly, 2002)
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stipe for me
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Posted 29 December 2003 - 05:38 AM
I'll take the position
Assume the missionary part....
(just kidding)
Assume the missionary part....
(just kidding)
lies will lock you up, with truth the only kea
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Posted 29 December 2003 - 06:48 PM
Sing this to the tune of Losing My Religon...
That's me at the clinic
That's me getting a shot
Losing My Virginity
Trying to get laid by you
But you don't know how to do it...
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I thought that diddy up years ago and have just been waiting for the chance to share it with you all...
That's me at the clinic
That's me getting a shot
Losing My Virginity
Trying to get laid by you
But you don't know how to do it...
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I thought that diddy up years ago and have just been waiting for the chance to share it with you all...
"Damn it to the bloody bowels of hell!" - Stewie Griffin
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Posted 05 January 2004 - 03:03 PM
Antti is a KC fan and he definetly would appreaciate my song. oops! I dropped the soap.
"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation."
Avril Lavigne (Seventeen Magazine, 2002)
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"
Avril Lavigne (Entertainment Weekly, 2002)
Avril Lavigne (Seventeen Magazine, 2002)
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"
Avril Lavigne (Entertainment Weekly, 2002)
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has gained momentum
Posted 07 January 2004 - 08:18 AM
i once freestyled a bathroom parody of 50 Cent's P.I.M.P. called D.U.M.P.
"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand"
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 05:43 AM
bla attempt
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All Things Dick And Pussy | Monty Python
All things dick and pussy,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the slip.
Each little snake that vibrates,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish fluid.
He made their horrid whims.
All things sick and vivacious(sp?),
All devil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little horndog,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the sexy urchin?
Who made the shaft? He did!
All things capped and delicious,
All cocks both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangbangers,
The Lord God made them all.
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All Things Dick And Pussy | Monty Python
All things dick and pussy,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the slip.
Each little snake that vibrates,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish fluid.
He made their horrid whims.
All things sick and vivacious(sp?),
All devil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little horndog,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the sexy urchin?
Who made the shaft? He did!
All things capped and delicious,
All cocks both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangbangers,
The Lord God made them all.
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