Oh! Oh! Somebody do me!
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Post profiles of your feaky friends...lie as much as you want.
Started by DrinkTheElixir, Jul 16 2003 12:55 PM
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 01:05 PM
:D LE-OH-NARD WHAT'S HIS NAME?, HERMAN MUNSTER, MOTORCADE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, CHEETOS, POGO STICKS, LEMONADE, YOU SYMBIOTIC STUPID JERK, THAT'S RIGHT FLANDERS, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU! :D
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 07:59 PM
mandolinbryn said:
Oh! Oh! Somebody do me!
:p
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And all life folds back into the sea.
We contemplate eternity
Beneath the vast indifference of heaven.
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A gentle rain falls on me,
And all life folds back into the sea.
We contemplate eternity
Beneath the vast indifference of heaven.
- Warren Zevon
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:56 AM
Get your mind out of the gutter! :p
:D LE-OH-NARD WHAT'S HIS NAME?, HERMAN MUNSTER, MOTORCADE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, CHEETOS, POGO STICKS, LEMONADE, YOU SYMBIOTIC STUPID JERK, THAT'S RIGHT FLANDERS, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU! :D
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 07:04 AM
mandolinbryn said:
Oh! Oh! Somebody do me!
Petition Grace, nobody writes a better profile.
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The voices in my head told me to come back
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 07:43 AM
Name: mandolinbryn - Mandy for short
Likes: writing my journal with toe jam, licking the toilet seats in the girls locker rooms, sticking pubic hairs to my chin and trimming them with craft scissors, so that I look like Peter Buck. REO Speedwagon, that warm feeling that I get when I see dogs taking a shit, creeping up to strangers on the tube and sticking partly sucked Jolly Ranchers in their hair, drawing watches on my wrists with biro, removing the hair from my arse cheeks with duct tape, rifling through trash cans for clues. Writing poetry on my forehead with california raisins. Making guitars with boxes and elastic bands and calling them mandolins.
Dislikes: Hair cuts, the way my Depends feel when they get overly wet, the way people react violently when I continually invade their personal space, running out of my handmade earwax candles on cold winter nights, washing my no-no
About me: Hello, my name is Mandy and my bedroom smells funny.
Likes: writing my journal with toe jam, licking the toilet seats in the girls locker rooms, sticking pubic hairs to my chin and trimming them with craft scissors, so that I look like Peter Buck. REO Speedwagon, that warm feeling that I get when I see dogs taking a shit, creeping up to strangers on the tube and sticking partly sucked Jolly Ranchers in their hair, drawing watches on my wrists with biro, removing the hair from my arse cheeks with duct tape, rifling through trash cans for clues. Writing poetry on my forehead with california raisins. Making guitars with boxes and elastic bands and calling them mandolins.
Dislikes: Hair cuts, the way my Depends feel when they get overly wet, the way people react violently when I continually invade their personal space, running out of my handmade earwax candles on cold winter nights, washing my no-no
About me: Hello, my name is Mandy and my bedroom smells funny.
C'mon play the goddamn music
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 07:46 AM
LOL! That was funny.
Do me...pwease!
Oh go on.You know you want to lol!
Do me...pwease!
Oh go on.You know you want to lol!
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 08:16 AM
DrinkTheElixer said:
Name: mandolinbryn - Mandy for short
Likes: writing my journal with toe jam, licking the toilet seats in the girls locker rooms, sticking pubic hairs to my chin and trimming them with craft scissors, so that I look like Peter Buck. REO Speedwagon, that warm feeling that I get when I see dogs taking a shit, creeping up to strangers on the tube and sticking partly sucked Jolly Ranchers in their hair, drawing watches on my wrists with biro, removing the hair from my arse cheeks with duct tape, rifling through trash cans for clues. Writing poetry on my forehead with california raisins. Making guitars with boxes and elastic bands and calling them mandolins.
Dislikes: Hair cuts, the way my Depends feel when they get overly wet, the way people react violently when I continually invade their personal space, running out of my handmade earwax candles on cold winter nights, washing my no-no
About me: Hello, my name is Mandy and my bedroom smells funny.
Likes: writing my journal with toe jam, licking the toilet seats in the girls locker rooms, sticking pubic hairs to my chin and trimming them with craft scissors, so that I look like Peter Buck. REO Speedwagon, that warm feeling that I get when I see dogs taking a shit, creeping up to strangers on the tube and sticking partly sucked Jolly Ranchers in their hair, drawing watches on my wrists with biro, removing the hair from my arse cheeks with duct tape, rifling through trash cans for clues. Writing poetry on my forehead with california raisins. Making guitars with boxes and elastic bands and calling them mandolins.
Dislikes: Hair cuts, the way my Depends feel when they get overly wet, the way people react violently when I continually invade their personal space, running out of my handmade earwax candles on cold winter nights, washing my no-no
About me: Hello, my name is Mandy and my bedroom smells funny.
You know me far better than I know myself...:eek:
:D LE-OH-NARD WHAT'S HIS NAME?, HERMAN MUNSTER, MOTORCADE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, CHEETOS, POGO STICKS, LEMONADE, YOU SYMBIOTIC STUPID JERK, THAT'S RIGHT FLANDERS, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU! :D
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Posted 01 August 2006 - 04:50 AM
Oh man, when I am just a leeeeeeeeeetle more conscious...do I have to pick just one feak?? :D
Corpie's 'profile' may give me nightmares. Go, Grace. 'Night, all.
Corpie's 'profile' may give me nightmares. Go, Grace. 'Night, all.
You don't want to fuck with me right now; Horse To Water is on!
I'm on the same side as youI'm just a little bit behind
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 08:01 PM
NearWildHeather said:
Oh man, when I am just a leeeeeeeeeetle more conscious...do I have to pick just one feak?? :D
Corpie's 'profile' may give me nightmares. Go, Grace. 'Night, all.
Corpie's 'profile' may give me nightmares. Go, Grace. 'Night, all.
do me.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf
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"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 03:21 AM
Er...consider yourself 'done'?
Name: Liz, a.k.a. 'lemon'
Likes: Ass, flirting in white print, reminding everyone how ginormous my gazongas are, hiding behind bookshelves and whispering 'Do her! Do her now!!' to young couples in the library, riding my bicycle upside down and pedaling with my hands whilst going commando so I can 'feel the breeze', dripping.
Dislikes: Yearnings, people who bust out umbrellas when I show up, people who are getting ass, assholes who give you a dildo knowing perfectly well what state you're in but neglecting to inform you that it's made of chocolate--do you have any idea what happens to your self-esteem when your dildo goes soft?!?!? :mad:
About me: I need some ass. Like, seriously.
And since we're here, why not another?
Name: Lucy, a.k.a. 'In the Corner'
Likes: Taking/assembling naughty pictures, young European men, feigning shocked disgust, taking all the hair from the swimming pool filter and any brushes I can find and making it into a unibrow-merkin for my hubby, anything having to do with Corpus.
Dislikes: Bill Berry, books (readin's for them hi-falootin' types), people who see right through my prim and proper façade.
About me: I live a double life, and I'm damn proud. Some people don't even have a life! I have two! Nyeh!
Name: Liz, a.k.a. 'lemon'
Likes: Ass, flirting in white print, reminding everyone how ginormous my gazongas are, hiding behind bookshelves and whispering 'Do her! Do her now!!' to young couples in the library, riding my bicycle upside down and pedaling with my hands whilst going commando so I can 'feel the breeze', dripping.
Dislikes: Yearnings, people who bust out umbrellas when I show up, people who are getting ass, assholes who give you a dildo knowing perfectly well what state you're in but neglecting to inform you that it's made of chocolate--do you have any idea what happens to your self-esteem when your dildo goes soft?!?!? :mad:
About me: I need some ass. Like, seriously.
And since we're here, why not another?
Name: Lucy, a.k.a. 'In the Corner'
Likes: Taking/assembling naughty pictures, young European men, feigning shocked disgust, taking all the hair from the swimming pool filter and any brushes I can find and making it into a unibrow-merkin for my hubby, anything having to do with Corpus.
Dislikes: Bill Berry, books (readin's for them hi-falootin' types), people who see right through my prim and proper façade.
About me: I live a double life, and I'm damn proud. Some people don't even have a life! I have two! Nyeh!
You don't want to fuck with me right now; Horse To Water is on!
I'm on the same side as youI'm just a little bit behind
(apologies to Chan Marshall)
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 05:36 AM
NearWildHeather said:
And since we're here, why not another?
Name: Lucy, a.k.a. 'In the Corner'
Likes: Taking/assembling naughty pictures, young European men, feigning shocked disgust, taking all the hair from the swimming pool filter and any brushes I can find and making it into a unibrow-merkin for my hubby, anything having to do with Corpus.
Dislikes: Bill Berry, books (readin's for them hi-falootin' types), people who see right through my prim and proper façade.
About me: I live a double life, and I'm damn proud. Some people don't even have a life! I have two! Nyeh!
Name: Lucy, a.k.a. 'In the Corner'
Likes: Taking/assembling naughty pictures, young European men, feigning shocked disgust, taking all the hair from the swimming pool filter and any brushes I can find and making it into a unibrow-merkin for my hubby, anything having to do with Corpus.
Dislikes: Bill Berry, books (readin's for them hi-falootin' types), people who see right through my prim and proper façade.
About me: I live a double life, and I'm damn proud. Some people don't even have a life! I have two! Nyeh!
Dear Heather,
I am shocked and disgusted, Heather. Seriously. I may have to crawl back into bed and cry all day, but first I need to consult with my lawyer in Utah and have long phone conversations with some young men in Europe. How did you know my weekend plans were to toss some books on the barbie, edit all my R.E.M. songs to purge them of any Berry drumming, and spend a night at the Orgy Palace I've installed in the back workroom of my library? All those books are just a front for my side business as S&M instructress to the young male faculty members (mmmm, soccer coaches).
Your former friend,
Lucy and Lucy
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:08 AM
In the Corner said:
Dear Heather,
I am shocked and disgusted, Heather. Seriously. I may have to crawl back into bed and cry all day, but first I need to consult with my lawyer in Utah and have long phone conversations with some young men in Europe. How did you know my weekend plans were to toss some books on the barbie, edit all my R.E.M. songs to purge them of any Berry drumming, and spend a night at the Orgy Palace I've installed in the back workroom of my library? All those books are just a front for my side business as S&M instructress to the young male faculty members (mmmm, soccer coaches).
Your former friend,
Lucy and Lucy
I am shocked and disgusted, Heather. Seriously. I may have to crawl back into bed and cry all day, but first I need to consult with my lawyer in Utah and have long phone conversations with some young men in Europe. How did you know my weekend plans were to toss some books on the barbie, edit all my R.E.M. songs to purge them of any Berry drumming, and spend a night at the Orgy Palace I've installed in the back workroom of my library? All those books are just a front for my side business as S&M instructress to the young male faculty members (mmmm, soccer coaches).
Your former friend,
Lucy and Lucy
Lydia
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Waiting for the mothership to take me home
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#53
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:24 AM
NearWildHeather said:
Er...consider yourself 'done'?
Name: Liz, a.k.a. 'lemon'
Likes: Ass, flirting in white print, reminding everyone how ginormous my gazongas are, hiding behind bookshelves and whispering 'Do her! Do her now!!' to young couples in the library, riding my bicycle upside down and pedaling with my hands whilst going commando so I can 'feel the breeze', dripping.
Dislikes: Yearnings, people who bust out umbrellas when I show up, people who are getting ass, assholes who give you a dildo knowing perfectly well what state you're in but neglecting to inform you that it's made of chocolate--do you have any idea what happens to your self-esteem when your dildo goes soft?!?!? :mad:
About me: I need some ass. Like, seriously.
Name: Liz, a.k.a. 'lemon'
Likes: Ass, flirting in white print, reminding everyone how ginormous my gazongas are, hiding behind bookshelves and whispering 'Do her! Do her now!!' to young couples in the library, riding my bicycle upside down and pedaling with my hands whilst going commando so I can 'feel the breeze', dripping.
Dislikes: Yearnings, people who bust out umbrellas when I show up, people who are getting ass, assholes who give you a dildo knowing perfectly well what state you're in but neglecting to inform you that it's made of chocolate--do you have any idea what happens to your self-esteem when your dildo goes soft?!?!? :mad:
About me: I need some ass. Like, seriously.
it's funny because huge chunks of it are true.
do I really talk about my boobs that much? :p
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:25 AM
Green Lady said:
I'm not sure whether to be even more excited about my visit to see you next March, or just bloody terrified! :p
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 07:54 AM
*Pouts*
I want someone to parody me. Then I can be a real girl :D
I want someone to parody me. Then I can be a real girl :D
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:39 AM
lemon said:
lol.
it's funny because huge chunks of it are true.
do I really talk about my boobs that much? :p
it's funny because huge chunks of it are true.
do I really talk about my boobs that much? :p
I'm not saying which parts of mine are true.
I think you talk more about your ass than your boobs.
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:40 AM
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I think you talk more about your ass than your boobs.
She certainly mentions alot of dripping.....
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:41 AM
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I'm not saying which parts of mine are true.
I think you talk more about your ass than your boobs.
I think you talk more about your ass than your boobs.
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:41 AM
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She certainly mentions alot of dripping.....
"Love, it's in the bones/Love, it's in the blood/Love, it's in the skin/But you can't let it out if you don't let it in" - Carbon Leaf
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
"It's great to be an American geek and somehow make a living at it." --Michael Stipe
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion, if only for the look it leaves on my face" -- Johnny Depp
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where's the chutney?
Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:44 AM
lemon said:
well, that's because my boobs are always with me. the ass I yearn for is far away, and I miss him....
Do you think he has a "boob-yearning" thread somewhere?
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