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#61 DrinkTheElixir

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:03 PM

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lorri wants to be a spice girl when she grows up.

Sami collects dangle berries and makes 'chocolate chip' cookies with them.

She also keeps a diary of all of her bowel movements.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:03 PM

not only is grace the president of the anne summers fanclub, she is also a client.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:03 PM

lemon sleeps with her microwave, believing that it gives her magical powers.
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#64 ghamina

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:05 PM

Grace goes to fast food restaraunts every Wednesday and waits for lazy parents with small children to leave.  She picks up the leftovers and shoves them in her handbag.  After several weeks she puts all the scraps through the blender with a large chunk of lard. If anyone asks she tells them its a power shake.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:07 PM

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Grace once got a dildo stuck up her nose at the intimate pleasures shop, and had to purchase it and walk home with it stuck there. When people asked what happened, she simply said....."If it won't fit up this hole, how would it fit up that one?"

Lemon is envious of my imtimate pleasures account.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:07 PM

Lemon likes to go to all you can eat shrimp bars.  She only eats the intestinal tract and throws the rest of the shrimp away.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:09 PM

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Grace goes to fast food restaraunts every Wednesday and waits for lazy parents with small children to leave.  She picks up the leftovers and shoves them in her handbag.  After several weeks she puts all the scraps through the blender with a large chunk of lard. If anyone asks she tells them its a power shake.

Lorri wears clogs made out of anal warts and dog hair.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:10 PM

Sami is making a large mural in her living room using only fabric softener, dryer lint and the blood/body cheese mixture she intercepts from Donny Osmond.  The subject of the mural is the sexual power of anchovies.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:10 PM

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Lorri wears clogs made out of anal warts and dog hair.


that would be uncomfortable.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:14 PM

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Sami is making a large mural in her living room using only fabric softener, dryer lint and the blood/body cheese mixture she intercepts from Donny Osmond.  The subject of the mural is the sexual power of anchovies.

and i expect you all to attend my gallery opening!

lorri attended senior prom with a moocow named reginald maudling.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:17 PM

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that would be uncomfortable.

Not really, Grace made them for me and she arranged the warts in specific patterns targeted to massage my feet as I walk
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:18 PM

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Not really, Grace made them for me and she arranged the warts in specific patterns targeted to massage my feet as I walk


grace is a thoughtful, tho twisted, person.
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#73 ghamina

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:20 PM

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lorri attended senior prom with a moocow named reginald maudling.

Actually I didn't.  I asked him, but he turned me down.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:26 PM

Grace named her baby Jude because she secretly fancies Jude Law, and not as she would have you believe, Donny Osmond. And now Sadie is out of the picture. Coincidence?
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:27 PM

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Actually I didn't.  I asked him, but he turned me down.

i stand corrected.

lorri plays accordion with only her left eyebrow.  her rendition of amazing grace moves me to tears every time.
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#76 Kaleidoscope

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:27 PM

I expect her to show up in The Sun as "a mystery brunette" any day now.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:30 PM

christie's most prized posession is an autographed picture of the dog from frasier.
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#78 ghamina

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:32 PM

Christie keeps a small blow gun in her purse and uses it to stun pigeons.  She claims they taste better if they're still alive when she plucks them.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:43 PM

Lorri wears bright green shoes with dayglo pink laces every other tuesday.
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Posted 17 June 2003 - 12:51 PM

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Lorri wears bright green shoes with dayglo pink laces every other tuesday.

two words: PUNKY POWER!!!!
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