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[DrinkTheElixir]

I once kissed a fading seventies super star.

[DrinkTheElixir]

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:rolleyes: well ... more happened between her and that star than kissing ;)

Werners main hobby is to spy on people when they are making out.  Werners real name is Mary.....but that is a secret shhhh!

[BlueCordFFA]

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Werners main hobby is to spy on people when they are making out.  Werners real name is Mary.....but that is a secret shhhh!

Grace is a ladyboy and once had a 'liason' with a certain member of the royal family (begins with 'E') in a well a known public park in London.

david

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Grace is a ladyboy and once had a 'liason' with a certain member of the royal family (begins with 'E') in a well a known public park in London.

david

David often tries to break his record of 'how many peanuts can one fit up ones foreskin'.

He does this at work on his tea breaks.

[DrinkTheElixir]

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Grace helps him with it.

Then Werner eats them.

[Stoffel]

grace post on the boyzone msgboard under the name DrinkTheRonanKeaton

[BlueCordFFA]

Werner can often be found cycling around The Hague in a pair of peppermint green, polyester hotpants whilst listening to his Eurovision mix tape on his Walkman.

david

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david is actually tv's regis philbin in disguise

[Sweet Fanny Addams]

Stoffel's favorite pajamas have teddy bears all over them, and have lace at the cuffs and neck. He cries when they have to go in the wash.

[Sam]

Grace has scurvy.

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Grace has scurvy.

Sam has anal leakage.

[DrinkTheElixir]

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grace post on the boyzone msgboard under the name DrinkTheRonanKeaton

Stoffel has clothes pegs clamped onto his nipples under his clothes.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Sami has a third nipple from which she succles satans minions every night.

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Sami has a third nipple from which she succles satans minions every night.

hey, who told you?  :eek:

grace is disturbingly fond of her pet starfish, eric.

[brentwoode]

etty is really from staten island.

[Sam]

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Sam has anal leakage.

Only because I'm trying to ovulate.  Oooooh, Gene Rayburn's dentures.  Me so horny.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Renee goes about her daily buisiness wearing a butt plug.

Sami's furniture is fashioned out of old knicker gussets.

Sam sniffs random bicycle seats on hot days.

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Sam has been an intern of Bill Clinton, smoking cigars with him.

Werner knits his own underwear.

[ghamina]

Grace walks around in underthings composed of nettles merely to collect the resulting mixture of blood and body cheese in small bottles.  She then sends the bottles c.o.d. to Donny Osmond.

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Grace walks around in underthings composed of nettles merely to collect the resulting mixture of blood and body cheese in small bottles.  She then sends the bottles c.o.d. to Donny Osmond.

Lori is holding Ross prisoner in her home in Salt Lake City.