adopt-a-newbie: newbies, volunteer here!
Started by madloop, Apr 26 2002 10:08 PM
269 replies to this topic
#21
Posted 30 April 2002 - 01:46 AM
Well i've been skulking around in corners and shadows for too long now so it's time to come out and thrive methinks!
I hereby volunteer for all that adoption entails (slavery/"favours"/feet kissing- i do them all). Besides it is 3 weeks 'til my finals so what better time to become active on the boards- afterall what else do i have to do............hmmm. :eek:
Rob
(scared but cute)
just fishing for a better adopted home :D
I hereby volunteer for all that adoption entails (slavery/"favours"/feet kissing- i do them all). Besides it is 3 weeks 'til my finals so what better time to become active on the boards- afterall what else do i have to do............hmmm. :eek:
Rob
(scared but cute)
just fishing for a better adopted home :D
#22
Posted 30 April 2002 - 03:33 AM
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Originally posted by Mandy0027
Okay I'm up for that :D
Okay I'm up for that :D
cool! :D btw - you got good reactions for your bill cartoon... :) can't see it myself, regrettably... :(
:-)
oneArpeggiopete:cool:
"There should be more of that, love between people kind of randomly just because they fell for each other and stuff." - Shaneen

"Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is." - Stephen Fry
#23
Posted 30 April 2002 - 07:34 AM
Hi Everyone,
Kind of quiet today . . .
MLG
:)
Kind of quiet today . . .
MLG
:)
#24
Posted 30 April 2002 - 08:42 AM
seeing as how no one else wants to, i'll do it.
i will adopt karo as my newbie because that is a cool name and a corn syrup. rawk. ok, karo the first thing you need to learn is to say "sweet dog!" ok? sweet dog! more later...
i will adopt karo as my newbie because that is a cool name and a corn syrup. rawk. ok, karo the first thing you need to learn is to say "sweet dog!" ok? sweet dog! more later...
#25
Posted 01 May 2002 - 10:59 AM
So.......... i assume that i have been left on the shelf because you have all noticed that i smell.
Well i can only say that although i smell i do have some positive aspects to my being:
1) A huge stash of money (all still legal tender)
2) Access to as many gummy sweets as you can shake a stick at.
3) No hairy back
4) I can stand on one leg; putting the toes of the other leg deep into my armpit
5) I can immitate Scooby Doo with uncanny similarity.
Please; i'm a good cause.
(although not currently a registered charity).
Rob
Well i can only say that although i smell i do have some positive aspects to my being:
1) A huge stash of money (all still legal tender)
2) Access to as many gummy sweets as you can shake a stick at.
3) No hairy back
4) I can stand on one leg; putting the toes of the other leg deep into my armpit
5) I can immitate Scooby Doo with uncanny similarity.
Please; i'm a good cause.
(although not currently a registered charity).
Rob
#26
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by ignoramous103
So.......... i assume that i have been left on the shelf because you have all noticed that i smell.
Well i can only say that although i smell i do have some positive aspects to my being:
1) A huge stash of money (all still legal tender)
2) Access to as many gummy sweets as you can shake a stick at.
3) No hairy back
4) I can stand on one leg; putting the toes of the other leg deep into my armpit
5) I can immitate Scooby Doo with uncanny similarity.
Please; i'm a good cause.
(although not currently a registered charity).
Rob
So.......... i assume that i have been left on the shelf because you have all noticed that i smell.
Well i can only say that although i smell i do have some positive aspects to my being:
1) A huge stash of money (all still legal tender)
2) Access to as many gummy sweets as you can shake a stick at.
3) No hairy back
4) I can stand on one leg; putting the toes of the other leg deep into my armpit
5) I can immitate Scooby Doo with uncanny similarity.
Please; i'm a good cause.
(although not currently a registered charity).
Rob
You dont smell, no everyone else smells around here. . .
Although I would really like to see a picture of #4. That seems but a tad awkward. Maybe they should call you plastic man. :)
#5. Do you want a scooby snack?
#27
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:32 AM
scooby snacks........well sure i can always make room for one of those badboys!!
As for the smell thing- it's ok- my therepist says i still have time to either come to terms with it or rid myself of this infliction before the smell-o-vision technology kicks in.
You seem nice. Nice people give smelly people hope for the future. Thank you on behalf of all my kind.
:)
As for the smell thing- it's ok- my therepist says i still have time to either come to terms with it or rid myself of this infliction before the smell-o-vision technology kicks in.
You seem nice. Nice people give smelly people hope for the future. Thank you on behalf of all my kind.
:)
#28
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:39 AM
um... coming out of the dark a bit... i haven't made all the posts the profile says, i'm still really new, about a month old so to speak... i've done most of the my lurking around the band's forum and i guess i'd like to submit myelf for the adopt-a-newbie program.
http://tony.murmurs....php?imageid=521Perfect is a fault and fault lines change.
'Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.'
You don't need to call the Pope to touch yourself and giggle.
'it's a flam, ya'know? ta-tap? it's not a freakin' paradiddle! you don't know that either? no, right-left-right-right? for god's sake man, it's not as hard as getting laid! don't tell me you don't know that either!' my brother, high off something or other
'Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.'
You don't need to call the Pope to touch yourself and giggle.
'it's a flam, ya'know? ta-tap? it's not a freakin' paradiddle! you don't know that either? no, right-left-right-right? for god's sake man, it's not as hard as getting laid! don't tell me you don't know that either!' my brother, high off something or other
#29
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by Maple Leaf Gal
Hi Everyone,
Kind of quiet today . . .
MLG
:)
Hi Everyone,
Kind of quiet today . . .
MLG
:)
I have a couple of questions for you?
1) What do you think of Don Cherry?
2) Are you a Separatist?
3) Should Murmurs have all posts in both English and French?
4) Why is your dollar so devalued.
5) Do you want to move to Nunavut?
6) Have you ever been to Yellowknife? What is your favorite Canadian Rock Band?
#30
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:44 AM
oh yeah Maple Leaf Gal..
Pretend i am your psychiatrist and i am showing you pictures. . . what image, thought, behaviour, or feeling comes from looking at my avatar?
Pretend i am your psychiatrist and i am showing you pictures. . . what image, thought, behaviour, or feeling comes from looking at my avatar?
#31
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by ignoramous103
scooby snacks........well sure i can always make room for one of those badboys!!
As for the smell thing- it's ok- my therepist says i still have time to either come to terms with it or rid myself of this infliction before the smell-o-vision technology kicks in.
You seem nice. Nice people give smelly people hope for the future. Thank you on behalf of all my kind.
:)
scooby snacks........well sure i can always make room for one of those badboys!!
As for the smell thing- it's ok- my therepist says i still have time to either come to terms with it or rid myself of this infliction before the smell-o-vision technology kicks in.
You seem nice. Nice people give smelly people hope for the future. Thank you on behalf of all my kind.
:)
haha.. well you can always cover it up with nice smells. The key is showering every day WITH Soap AND Water.
Girls tend to like that musky smell on guys anyhow. You dont want to smell too pretty.
This is the best part of the internet though. You can smell and be in your dirty undershirt and shorts and you can seem so intelligent. ;)
I still want to see that picture Plastic Rob . . Girls might like that as well.
#32
Posted 01 May 2002 - 11:54 AM
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Originally posted by windout
um... coming out of the dark a bit... i haven't made all the posts the profile says, i'm still really new, about a month old so to speak... i've done most of the my lurking around the band's forum and i guess i'd like to submit myelf for the adopt-a-newbie program.
um... coming out of the dark a bit... i haven't made all the posts the profile says, i'm still really new, about a month old so to speak... i've done most of the my lurking around the band's forum and i guess i'd like to submit myelf for the adopt-a-newbie program.
I have some questions for you
1) Who made all those posts then?
2) What is your name. . . Sorry its hard to follow names
3) What time is it? ;)
4) Why do you think you are worthy to be adopted? Do you do any stupid human tricks, watch porn, Baseball fan? etc.
5) What REM member should drive a school bus?
#33
Posted 01 May 2002 - 03:21 PM
.....so .....Mountainbed....what makes you think i am clothed at all?
I have mirrors on walls and ceiling and very much enjoy looking at myself pulling my 'plastic poses'.
I'm very flexible girls!! (yet still left un-adopted :()
:p
I have mirrors on walls and ceiling and very much enjoy looking at myself pulling my 'plastic poses'.
I'm very flexible girls!! (yet still left un-adopted :()
:p
#34
Posted 01 May 2002 - 03:30 PM
cool, an interview of sorts...
1) the guy that had this username before me, my brother made them all. i think i've only done 23 maybe. i haven't kept track.
2) i go by k just because i don't like my whole name.
3) it is currently 7:43 on the eastern united states.:cool:
4) love baseball... more of a red sox fan as opposed to a white sox fan.:D um... i can imitate cartman from south park... i draw pretty pictures.:rolleyes: i see dead panties... i'm really very boring.
5) well, stipe looks busy from judging by your sig and i've seen pictures of peter drunk. that leave mike and bill. somehow, i don't think nudie suits would be practical for driving and repairing a bus so i guess that leaves bill. tractor experiance might help with it all. yeah, my answer is bill.
1) the guy that had this username before me, my brother made them all. i think i've only done 23 maybe. i haven't kept track.
2) i go by k just because i don't like my whole name.
3) it is currently 7:43 on the eastern united states.:cool:
4) love baseball... more of a red sox fan as opposed to a white sox fan.:D um... i can imitate cartman from south park... i draw pretty pictures.:rolleyes: i see dead panties... i'm really very boring.
5) well, stipe looks busy from judging by your sig and i've seen pictures of peter drunk. that leave mike and bill. somehow, i don't think nudie suits would be practical for driving and repairing a bus so i guess that leaves bill. tractor experiance might help with it all. yeah, my answer is bill.
http://tony.murmurs....php?imageid=521Perfect is a fault and fault lines change.
'Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.'
You don't need to call the Pope to touch yourself and giggle.
'it's a flam, ya'know? ta-tap? it's not a freakin' paradiddle! you don't know that either? no, right-left-right-right? for god's sake man, it's not as hard as getting laid! don't tell me you don't know that either!' my brother, high off something or other
'Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.'
You don't need to call the Pope to touch yourself and giggle.
'it's a flam, ya'know? ta-tap? it's not a freakin' paradiddle! you don't know that either? no, right-left-right-right? for god's sake man, it's not as hard as getting laid! don't tell me you don't know that either!' my brother, high off something or other
#35
Posted 01 May 2002 - 08:21 PM
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Originally posted by ignoramous103
.....so .....Mountainbed....what makes you think i am clothed at all?
I have mirrors on walls and ceiling and very much enjoy looking at myself pulling my 'plastic poses'.
I'm very flexible girls!! (yet still left un-adopted :()
:p
.....so .....Mountainbed....what makes you think i am clothed at all?
I have mirrors on walls and ceiling and very much enjoy looking at myself pulling my 'plastic poses'.
I'm very flexible girls!! (yet still left un-adopted :()
:p
Are you a gymnast?
#36
Posted 02 May 2002 - 03:02 AM
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Originally posted by ignoramous103
I'm very flexible girls!! (yet still left un-adopted :()
:p
I'm very flexible girls!! (yet still left un-adopted :()
:p
#37
Posted 02 May 2002 - 03:12 AM
Wahey!!
This is the place dreams are made!! I love life- i am fulfilled- my destiny now lies in the dependable arms of Clockender!!!
:D
This is the place dreams are made!! I love life- i am fulfilled- my destiny now lies in the dependable arms of Clockender!!!
:D
#38
Posted 02 May 2002 - 09:22 AM
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Originally posted by mountainbed9
oh yeah Maple Leaf Gal..
Pretend i am your psychiatrist and i am showing you pictures. . . what image, thought, behaviour, or feeling comes from looking at my avatar?
oh yeah Maple Leaf Gal..
Pretend i am your psychiatrist and i am showing you pictures. . . what image, thought, behaviour, or feeling comes from looking at my avatar?
First thought: Quest-ce que tu francais?
MLG
:)
PS: I am not a gymnast . . . .
#39
Posted 02 May 2002 - 09:27 AM
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Originally posted by Maple Leaf Gal
First thought: Quest-ce que tu francais?
MLG
:)
First thought: Quest-ce que tu francais?
MLG
:)
No i dont speak french. Last time I did Canadians started knocking on my door.
I didnt expect you to be a gymnast, you would be more into curling anyhow, Right?
#40
Posted 02 May 2002 - 09:31 AM
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Originally posted by windout
cool, an interview of sorts...
1) the guy that had this username before me, my brother made them all. i think i've only done 23 maybe. i haven't kept track.
2) i go by k just because i don't like my whole name.
3) it is currently 7:43 on the eastern united states.:cool:
4) love baseball... more of a red sox fan as opposed to a white sox fan.:D um... i can imitate cartman from south park... i draw pretty pictures.:rolleyes: i see dead panties... i'm really very boring.
5) well, stipe looks busy from judging by your sig and i've seen pictures of peter drunk. that leave mike and bill. somehow, i don't think nudie suits would be practical for driving and repairing a bus so i guess that leaves bill. tractor experiance might help with it all. yeah, my answer is bill.
cool, an interview of sorts...
1) the guy that had this username before me, my brother made them all. i think i've only done 23 maybe. i haven't kept track.
2) i go by k just because i don't like my whole name.
3) it is currently 7:43 on the eastern united states.:cool:
4) love baseball... more of a red sox fan as opposed to a white sox fan.:D um... i can imitate cartman from south park... i draw pretty pictures.:rolleyes: i see dead panties... i'm really very boring.
5) well, stipe looks busy from judging by your sig and i've seen pictures of peter drunk. that leave mike and bill. somehow, i don't think nudie suits would be practical for driving and repairing a bus so i guess that leaves bill. tractor experiance might help with it all. yeah, my answer is bill.
1.) Do you like your brother, Do you guys get along.
2) Well make up a name or else we will all think of you as Breakfast Cereal...aka Special K. :)
Names are alright. BTW.
3) No you are wrong. What time is it? Tick tock its 10 o'clock... from your username :D
4) You are boring because you are a Red Sox Fan, Dye those stripes black and join the good side. Well you can either do that or post awful threads about the Yankees. Matty likes that.
Well good job. . .
:)
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