Okay people,
in order not to bomb into the poor Bill's thread anymore, I thought I would open up a thread just for you poor deranged (did I just say that??? scratch that! ;) ) Austrians on this board.
Go on. Have fun.
Nobody will understand you guys anyway ...
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Started by Tessa, Jun 05 2001 08:49 AM
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 09:21 AM
alright alright ... you all seem to be so shy nowadays .....
I will start posting with something stupid ....
Kommt ein Österreicher zum Arzt ...
Und?
I will start posting with something stupid ....
Kommt ein Österreicher zum Arzt ...
Und?
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 09:47 AM
ge wos wasn i wos is waun a ösdareicha zum oazt ged - villeicht kaumma dalex a weng höffn oda dmoni? wasned.....
owa daungsche tessa fürn thread fia uns ösis....
owa daungsche tessa fürn thread fia uns ösis....
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 09:50 AM
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Originally posted by Tessa23
alright alright ... you all seem to be so shy nowadays .....
I will start posting with something stupid ....
Kommt ein Österreicher zum Arzt ...
Und?
alright alright ... you all seem to be so shy nowadays .....
I will start posting with something stupid ....
Kommt ein Österreicher zum Arzt ...
Und?
kommt die pointe (hab ich das richtig geschrieben? ich hab eine 4 in französisch ;)) erst noch oder hab ich den witz nicht verstanden? :)
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 11:18 AM
Seas oiszsom :)
Österreicher? Arzt? I wett da Oazt is sei Schwoga...owa wo is da Witz?
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Österreicher? Arzt? I wett da Oazt is sei Schwoga...owa wo is da Witz?
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 02:32 AM
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Originally posted by Tessa23
alright alright ... you all seem to be so shy nowadays .....
I will start posting with something stupid ....
Kommt ein Österreicher zum Arzt ...
Und?
alright alright ... you all seem to be so shy nowadays .....
I will start posting with something stupid ....
Kommt ein Österreicher zum Arzt ...
Und?
... dort trifft er einen deutschen mit einer katze auf dem kopf. fragt ihn...
"Those guys stick together, and we're confused and moist"
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 02:36 AM
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... dort trifft er einen deutschen mit einer katze auf dem kopf. fragt ihn...
... dort trifft er einen deutschen mit einer katze auf dem kopf. fragt ihn...
translating:
there he meets a german with a cat on his head, asking him....
üwasezt hasd des:
....duad driffd ea an deidschn mid ana kotz am schedl und frogd nan...
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 04:25 AM
... und fragt:
"Sagen Sie, Herr Doktor, kann man da was gegen machen? Die Zuschauer gucken immer so komisch, wenn ich auf der Bühne stehe ... das haben sie vorher nicht gemacht ..."
Tess
"Sagen Sie, Herr Doktor, kann man da was gegen machen? Die Zuschauer gucken immer so komisch, wenn ich auf der Bühne stehe ... das haben sie vorher nicht gemacht ..."
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 04:59 AM
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... und fragt:
"Sagen Sie, Herr Doktor, kann man da was gegen machen? Die Zuschauer gucken immer so komisch, wenn ich auf der Bühne stehe ... das haben sie vorher nicht gemacht ..."
... und fragt:
"Sagen Sie, Herr Doktor, kann man da was gegen machen? Die Zuschauer gucken immer so komisch, wenn ich auf der Bühne stehe ... das haben sie vorher nicht gemacht ..."
translation:
....and asks:
"doctor, can we do something against it? cos the spectators always have this funny look on their face when i get onto the stage.... they didnt do that before...."
üwasetzung:
...und frogd:
"sogns hea dogda, kaun ma do ned wos mochn? de leid im bublikum schaun oiweu so debbad waun i aufd bühne kum... vurhea homs des ned gmochd..."
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 05:18 AM
Heast, ihr mit eian witzen...
i packs gor nimma.....
Aber is liab das ma endlich amol a plaudereckn habn....
CHRISTIAN
i packs gor nimma.....
Aber is liab das ma endlich amol a plaudereckn habn....
CHRISTIAN
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Freeing you from the earth.
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 05:37 AM
:D :D :D Where can I learn "österreichisch"???? :D :D :D :D :D
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 05:43 AM
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:D :D Where can I learn "österreichisch"???? :D :D
Cindy
:D :D Where can I learn "österreichisch"???? :D :D
Cindy
am besdn kummsd zu mia und i lean da des a wengal
wiad olladings ned afoch am aunfaung weu mia redn doch a weng schnö zeitweis :) :D ;) :p
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 05:49 AM
I got that, so maybe I'm not so stupid as I thought :D :D :D
I send you a note if I find time to visit you - don't worry, I learned russian at school, so "österreichisch" should be not sooooo a big problem...;)
Cindy
I send you a note if I find time to visit you - don't worry, I learned russian at school, so "österreichisch" should be not sooooo a big problem...;)
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 06:04 AM
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I got that, so maybe I'm not so stupid as I thought :D :D :D
I send you a note if I find time to visit you - don't worry, I learned russian at school, so "österreichisch" should be not sooooo a big problem...;)
Cindy
I got that, so maybe I'm not so stupid as I thought :D :D :D
I send you a note if I find time to visit you - don't worry, I learned russian at school, so "österreichisch" should be not sooooo a big problem...;)
Cindy
Someone's clearly underestimating the difficulty of our lovely "language" :p
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 06:28 AM
Don't scare me elax :eek: , I've got to learn this "language"
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 06:58 AM
lol.... it always cracks me up when some germans (like harald schmidt or günther jauch or thomas gottschalk try) to imitate our dialect - i think thats just hilarious.
maybe its the same for some carinthian when i try to imitate the carinthian dialect...
but cindy: a good way to learn some of our dialect is to go to the video shop and search for the austrian version of 'ein schweinchen namens babe' :)
think its quite a cool 'tranalation' into our various dialects....
maybe its the same for some carinthian when i try to imitate the carinthian dialect...
but cindy: a good way to learn some of our dialect is to go to the video shop and search for the austrian version of 'ein schweinchen namens babe' :)
think its quite a cool 'tranalation' into our various dialects....
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 07:23 AM
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Originally posted by Tessa23
... und fragt:
"Sagen Sie, Herr Doktor, kann man da was gegen machen? Die Zuschauer gucken immer so komisch, wenn ich auf der Bühne stehe ... das haben sie vorher nicht gemacht ..."
Tess
... und fragt:
"Sagen Sie, Herr Doktor, kann man da was gegen machen? Die Zuschauer gucken immer so komisch, wenn ich auf der Bühne stehe ... das haben sie vorher nicht gemacht ..."
Tess
fragt der arzs "ja sagen sie mal guter mann, wie ist das arme tier denn überhaupt da rauf gekommen??"
unterbricht der österreicher und sagt "heasd oida du bist jo goa ka deitscha..."
"Those guys stick together, and we're confused and moist"
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lol.... it always cracks me up when some germans (like harald schmidt or günther jauch or thomas gottschalk try) to imitate our dialect - i think thats just hilarious.
maybe its the same for some carinthian when i try to imitate the carinthian dialect...
but cindy: a good way to learn some of our dialect is to go to the video shop and search for the austrian version of 'ein schweinchen namens babe' :)
think its quite a cool 'tranalation' into our various dialects....
lol.... it always cracks me up when some germans (like harald schmidt or günther jauch or thomas gottschalk try) to imitate our dialect - i think thats just hilarious.
maybe its the same for some carinthian when i try to imitate the carinthian dialect...
but cindy: a good way to learn some of our dialect is to go to the video shop and search for the austrian version of 'ein schweinchen namens babe' :)
think its quite a cool 'tranalation' into our various dialects....
ok, I'll try that :D :D
Thanks,
Cindy
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 07:41 AM
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Originally posted by cAt bAllou
fragt der arzs "ja sagen sie mal guter mann, wie ist das arme tier denn überhaupt da rauf gekommen??"
unterbricht der österreicher und sagt "heasd oida du bist jo goa ka deitscha..."
fragt der arzs "ja sagen sie mal guter mann, wie ist das arme tier denn überhaupt da rauf gekommen??"
unterbricht der österreicher und sagt "heasd oida du bist jo goa ka deitscha..."
translation:
doctor asks: "hey young man how did the poor animal get up there in first place?" the austrians interrupts him and says "y'ar nut a kraut!"
üwasetzung:
frogd da oazt:"heast oida sog amoi wia isn des viech üwahaupsd do auffi kumma?"da östareicha untabrichtn und sogd "entschuldigen sie guter mann, sie sind ja gar kein deutscher..."
(hmmmm that sounds weird .... hmmmm....)
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Posted 11 June 2001 - 08:15 AM
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Originally posted by monktbd
lol.... it always cracks me up when some germans (like harald schmidt or günther jauch or thomas gottschalk try) to imitate our dialect - i think thats just hilarious.
maybe its the same for some carinthian when i try to imitate the carinthian dialect...
but cindy: a good way to learn some of our dialect is to go to the video shop and search for the austrian version of 'ein schweinchen namens babe' :)
think its quite a cool 'tranalation' into our various dialects....
lol.... it always cracks me up when some germans (like harald schmidt or günther jauch or thomas gottschalk try) to imitate our dialect - i think thats just hilarious.
maybe its the same for some carinthian when i try to imitate the carinthian dialect...
but cindy: a good way to learn some of our dialect is to go to the video shop and search for the austrian version of 'ein schweinchen namens babe' :)
think its quite a cool 'tranalation' into our various dialects....
The funniest thing though is when Austrians (esp. Viennese, it seems) are on TV and think that they won't be understood if they speak the way they usually do and therefore try to talk as "properly" as possible...the accent they have then is soooooooooo cool :)
Speaking of the Austrian version of Babe (yeah, it's funny)...are the Austrian versions of Asterix any good?
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