Tractor Bar
Started by Stoffel, Dec 14 2001 01:32 AM
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#21
Posted 15 December 2001 - 10:30 AM
*Rockville strutts in, orders a White Russian*
Rockville: Cheers Stoffel, I see your dreams of owning a place in the shade have come true. Good for you. Could you make that Russian a strong one? Oh is that a big screen, liquid screen, TV? Great then I can watch the Late Show here everynight over a beer.
Rockville: Cheers Stoffel, I see your dreams of owning a place in the shade have come true. Good for you. Could you make that Russian a strong one? Oh is that a big screen, liquid screen, TV? Great then I can watch the Late Show here everynight over a beer.
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Country music used to represent horses, railroads, land, judgment day, family, hard times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, seperatism, murder, war, prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death, pride, humor, piety, rebellion, patriotism, larceny, determination, tragedy, rowdiness, heartbreak, love, mother and God.
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#22
Posted 15 December 2001 - 12:35 PM
** jenn orders her third double whiskey sour and drains it in three gulps**
"OK, I'm almost ready to do another song! Any requests?"
"Hey, Susan, you wanna jump up here and join me?" :D
"OK, I'm almost ready to do another song! Any requests?"
"Hey, Susan, you wanna jump up here and join me?" :D
Depression is anger without the enthusiasm.
#23
Posted 15 December 2001 - 12:43 PM
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Originally posted by Stoffel79
nice singing, keep it comming
Everybodys free to bring in some christmas decorations
serve up a Pina Colada for Why Not Smile?, cheers
and oh yeah orange crush is priced at .50 cents all weekend
nice singing, keep it comming
Everybodys free to bring in some christmas decorations
serve up a Pina Colada for Why Not Smile?, cheers
and oh yeah orange crush is priced at .50 cents all weekend
After this bartender...Me want Orange Crush with Rum. Mmmmm (downs her Pina Colada pictur and gets on top of bar) Homer says "Now shut up and dance!" Gotta love this (starts to sing The One I Love)
*Offical Tractor Club Keeper Of The Tambornes & Author Of Bill Poems*
"My actions make me beautiful, they dignify the fleash."
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"I feel like I'm the most open-minded guy in the world, and I don't think I'm any weirder then the next person."-JMS
"You be your own girl and don't let the bastards grind you down."-Mike (TwistedKiteMike)
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#24
Posted 15 December 2001 - 01:01 PM
Hey Stoffel!! You added lights! Oh, man, they look great...:D I love 'em! :D
Depression is anger without the enthusiasm.
#25
Posted 15 December 2001 - 01:09 PM
(Stands on bar dancing while trying to add ordements onto the glasses) Hey I brought some decortations for the whine glasses too. Got em from Nemin Marcus. So you can tell which whine glass is yours with these whine charms...(Puts whine charms on everyones whine glasses.) Yeah and can ya hand me that disco ball? I wanna put that up (Contiues singing) Hey I just relized...Where is the pina colada I set down here a second ago... (Glaces looking for her pina colada) Damn...Can't find it.
*Offical Tractor Club Keeper Of The Tambornes & Author Of Bill Poems*
"My actions make me beautiful, they dignify the fleash."
JMS fanclub member
"I feel like I'm the most open-minded guy in the world, and I don't think I'm any weirder then the next person."-JMS
"You be your own girl and don't let the bastards grind you down."-Mike (TwistedKiteMike)
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#26
Posted 15 December 2001 - 01:16 PM
I didn't take it. It wasn't me. I promise. No, really! :D
Depression is anger without the enthusiasm.
#27
Posted 15 December 2001 - 01:23 PM
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Originally posted by jenn-anne
I didn't take it. It wasn't me. I promise. No, really! :D
I didn't take it. It wasn't me. I promise. No, really! :D
I dunno I'm gettin suspicious....(looks to Jenn) You SURE you didn't take it? (shakes head and sighs) Shit what a terrible way to begin the day with. Oh well...(Goes to contiue hanging up decorations) Uh...By the way were is Stipe?
*Offical Tractor Club Keeper Of The Tambornes & Author Of Bill Poems*
"My actions make me beautiful, they dignify the fleash."
JMS fanclub member
"I feel like I'm the most open-minded guy in the world, and I don't think I'm any weirder then the next person."-JMS
"You be your own girl and don't let the bastards grind you down."-Mike (TwistedKiteMike)
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#28
Posted 15 December 2001 - 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by Why Not Smile?
I dunno I'm gettin suspicious....(looks to Jenn) You SURE you didn't take it? (shakes head and sighs) Shit what a terrible way to begin the day with. Oh well...(Goes to contiue hanging up decorations) Uh...By the way were is Stipe?
I dunno I'm gettin suspicious....(looks to Jenn) You SURE you didn't take it? (shakes head and sighs) Shit what a terrible way to begin the day with. Oh well...(Goes to contiue hanging up decorations) Uh...By the way were is Stipe?
To kick myself straight I remember. He's back in the JMS column and the Bring Bill Back area. Okay you can shoot me now. I'm a dodo it's offical.
*Offical Tractor Club Keeper Of The Tambornes & Author Of Bill Poems*
"My actions make me beautiful, they dignify the fleash."
JMS fanclub member
"I feel like I'm the most open-minded guy in the world, and I don't think I'm any weirder then the next person."-JMS
"You be your own girl and don't let the bastards grind you down."-Mike (TwistedKiteMike)
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#29
Posted 15 December 2001 - 01:34 PM
Nice decorations guys!
Better give me something non-alcoholic tonight...I'm out on bail and I don't want to get into any more trouble *ahem*
Better give me something non-alcoholic tonight...I'm out on bail and I don't want to get into any more trouble *ahem*
#30
Posted 15 December 2001 - 02:17 PM
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"Hey, Susan, you wanna jump up here and join me?" :D [/B]
Yeah! I sure do Jenn...Ermm (ponders) Can we sing 'Stand' and do the gimpy dance that goes with it! Actually everyone can join in too...
There is one problem though, I'm not to hot with directions so I may tread on your toes a couple of times!!!!
"Stand in the place where you live,
Now face North,
Think about directions and wonder why you haven't before,
Now stand in the place where you work,
Now face West......"
Ooooh Jenn I feel dizzy I think I'm gonna have to sit down.
Can I have a glass of Orange Crush please Stoffel my good man.
Sorry about that I got a little bit carried away...
Susan ;)
*.......~~~~Susan :D ~~~~.......*
R.I.P. Lorelei - 1996-12.04.08 -Cross over to Rainbow Bridge.
R.I.P. Lorelei - 1996-12.04.08 -Cross over to Rainbow Bridge.
#31
Posted 15 December 2001 - 05:45 PM
Way to go Susan! And only one of my toes broken! :D Jessica, what was that? Hey, look over there! It's Michael!! **grabs drink while Jessica is distracted** Oh, oops! Sorry, that guy looked just like him. Oh well....
By the way, TidgeyPud, I'm watching out for you. You should be OK. We don't have any water towers in here! If you get the urge to climb, though, you can come on up on the bar with me and Susan! :D
By the way, TidgeyPud, I'm watching out for you. You should be OK. We don't have any water towers in here! If you get the urge to climb, though, you can come on up on the bar with me and Susan! :D
Depression is anger without the enthusiasm.
#32
Posted 16 December 2001 - 01:53 AM
Whow, comes back in the bar , and lots o' people in here, realy good
Universal Trendsetter
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
#33
Posted 16 December 2001 - 02:06 AM
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Originally posted by TidgeyPud
I'm out on bail and I don't want to get into any more trouble *ahem*
I'm out on bail and I don't want to get into any more trouble *ahem*
Tidgey! You are out on bail????? caaawwwll ... :D
What for? come on, spill the beans ...
did you steal a little girl a lollipop? :cool:
Tessa
Stoffel, make mine a Mojito, please? With a little beach ball swimming in it?
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#34
Posted 16 December 2001 - 02:09 AM
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Originally posted by Tessa23
Tidgey! You are out on bail????? caaawwwll ... :D
What for? come on, spill the beans ...
did you steal a little girl a lollipop? :cool:
Tessa
Stoffel, make mine a Mojito, please? With a little beach ball swimming in it?
Tidgey! You are out on bail????? caaawwwll ... :D
What for? come on, spill the beans ...
did you steal a little girl a lollipop? :cool:
Tessa
Stoffel, make mine a Mojito, please? With a little beach ball swimming in it?
here your moijto, but i have no idea what a beachball is,
but now i have to run, so i leave the bar in your hands
but isn't it way to early for such a strong drink ;)
Universal Trendsetter
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
#35
Posted 16 December 2001 - 02:13 AM
um ... yeah ... well .. hehe .. i guess it is still early ..
but doesnt it say fight fire with fire? lol ... or something about the hair of the dog that bit you ...
Anyways. It was a hard night last night.
And I need something strong now :D
Yeah, go on, I will take care of everything. Where you do you have the spare light bulb, in case any of your lights go out?
Tessa
but doesnt it say fight fire with fire? lol ... or something about the hair of the dog that bit you ...
Anyways. It was a hard night last night.
And I need something strong now :D
Yeah, go on, I will take care of everything. Where you do you have the spare light bulb, in case any of your lights go out?
Tessa
#36
Posted 16 December 2001 - 02:51 AM
just checking in, to see that you didn't trash the place LOL
The bulb are under the big christmas tree, but don't ask me where the x-mas tree is ;)
The bulb are under the big christmas tree, but don't ask me where the x-mas tree is ;)
Universal Trendsetter
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
#37
Posted 16 December 2001 - 03:13 AM
i feel in a singing mood, so i go for the new deus single nothing realy ends
,because it as a instrumental version on the cd single, so i put it in the cd player and start to sing along
The plan it wasn't much of a plan
I just started walking
I had enough of this old town
had nothing else to do
It was one of those nights
you wonder how nobody died
we started talking
You didn't come here to have fun
you said: "well I just came for you"
But do you still love me?
do you feel the same
Do I have a chance
of doing that old dance
with someone I've been
pushing away
And touch we touched the soul
the very soul, the soul of what we were then
With the old schemes of shattered dreams
lying on the floor
You looked at me
no more than sympathy
my lies you have heard them
My stories you have laughed with
my clothes you have torn
And do you still love me?
do you feel the same
And do I have a chance
of doing that old dance again
Is it too late for some of that romance again
Let's go away, we'll never have the chance again
You lost that feeling
You want it again
More than I'm feeling
you'll never get
You've had a go at
all that you know
You lost that feeling
so come down and show
Don't say goodbye
let accusations fly
like in that movie
You know the one where Martin Sheen
waves his arm to the girl on the street
I once told a friend
that nothing really ends
no one can prove it
So I'm asking you now
could it possibly be
that you still love me?
And do you feel the same
Do I have a chance
of doing that old dance again
Is it too late for some of that romance again
Let's go away, we'll never have the chance again
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
,because it as a instrumental version on the cd single, so i put it in the cd player and start to sing along
The plan it wasn't much of a plan
I just started walking
I had enough of this old town
had nothing else to do
It was one of those nights
you wonder how nobody died
we started talking
You didn't come here to have fun
you said: "well I just came for you"
But do you still love me?
do you feel the same
Do I have a chance
of doing that old dance
with someone I've been
pushing away
And touch we touched the soul
the very soul, the soul of what we were then
With the old schemes of shattered dreams
lying on the floor
You looked at me
no more than sympathy
my lies you have heard them
My stories you have laughed with
my clothes you have torn
And do you still love me?
do you feel the same
And do I have a chance
of doing that old dance again
Is it too late for some of that romance again
Let's go away, we'll never have the chance again
You lost that feeling
You want it again
More than I'm feeling
you'll never get
You've had a go at
all that you know
You lost that feeling
so come down and show
Don't say goodbye
let accusations fly
like in that movie
You know the one where Martin Sheen
waves his arm to the girl on the street
I once told a friend
that nothing really ends
no one can prove it
So I'm asking you now
could it possibly be
that you still love me?
And do you feel the same
Do I have a chance
of doing that old dance again
Is it too late for some of that romance again
Let's go away, we'll never have the chance again
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
I take it all from you
Universal Trendsetter
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
One day, if I'm old or dead
One day, can't get out of bed
I hope and pray the night before, we were out of our heads
Cause I never want to lose the Days of Wine and Booze
We all go back to where we belong: A month of saturdays, Hallelujah!
#38
Posted 16 December 2001 - 06:57 AM
Wow Stoffel! The new single, thanks!
(and what a coincidence, too, I am just listening to The Ideal Crash by them)
Sounds so good .... i cant wait til they have it here.
Cheers!
Tessa
Bartender in Stoffel's Absence
(and what a coincidence, too, I am just listening to The Ideal Crash by them)
Sounds so good .... i cant wait til they have it here.
Cheers!
Tessa
Bartender in Stoffel's Absence
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#39
Posted 16 December 2001 - 07:37 AM
Please can I have eight doubles of vodka...no, just give me the bottle. I missed out on the Strokes tickets due to a dates-mix up and now it's too late. I am filled with hate and self-loathing. I can't even read a calender. I am a worthless, pathetic excuse for a human being *sob*
I'm going to drink the contents and then beat myself with the empty bottle ..:mad: :mad:
What with that water-tower nudity arrest as well...
*sob*
I'm going to drink the contents and then beat myself with the empty bottle ..:mad: :mad:
What with that water-tower nudity arrest as well...
*sob*
#40
Posted 16 December 2001 - 07:43 AM
::hands Pud the half-empty bottle::
there you go, pal.
And let me guess - your <del>wife</del> husband doesnt understand you, too?
::sigh::
::keeps on polishing the counter, waiting for more of Pud's ramble silently::
there you go, pal.
And let me guess - your <del>wife</del> husband doesnt understand you, too?
::sigh::
::keeps on polishing the counter, waiting for more of Pud's ramble silently::
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