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[Corpus]

I've not frequented this site in a very long time, but I just want to say to Ms. Elixir... you did it!!!! Yes!

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus, on 21 September 2011 - 01:53 PM, said:

I've not frequented this site in a very long time, but I just want to say to Ms. Elixir... you did it!!!! Yes!

It has been like training for a marathon - it's only taken me 9 years!

[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixir, on 21 September 2011 - 02:01 PM, said:

It has been like training for a marathon - it's only taken me 9 years!

Yes!!!! And to think, all it took were accusations of computer hacking and general buggery.  Duh.  That's been going on for years.  See, I go away and nothing really changes.

Edit:  Remind me what 'buggery' means?

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus, on 21 September 2011 - 02:09 PM, said:

Yes!!!! And to think, all it took were accusations of computer hacking and general buggery.  Duh.  That's been going on for years.  See, I go away and nothing really changes.

Yeah, I have been reading brainwaves, hacking.  Today I had a word with Michael and said, listen,  someone is claiming that you have 'borrowed' some ideas from bonkers correspondence. He went very quiet, maybe for about 15 seconds -  then said that the gravy train would probably stop, now it was in the public domain and he was going to destroy REM before it was too late.

[DrinkTheElixir]

True story.  Sitting with him now, eating pork rinds and drinking Thunderbird.

[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixir, on 21 September 2011 - 02:16 PM, said:

Yeah, I have been reading brainwaves, hacking.  Today I had a word with Michael and said, listen,  someone is claiming that you have 'borrowed' some ideas from bonkers correspondence. He went very quiet, maybe for about 15 seconds -  then said that the gravy train would probably stop, now it was in the public domain and he was going to destroy REM before it was too late.

Interesting.  One time, I had a squirrel in my crosshairs, and just as I was about to pull the trigger the little SOB gave me the bird.  Crazy.

[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixir, on 21 September 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

True story.  Sitting with him now, eating pork rinds and drinking Thunderbird.

Man, you love pork rinds.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus, on 21 September 2011 - 02:09 PM, said:

Edit:  Remind me what 'buggery' means?

Bumming, Corper - bumming.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus, on 21 September 2011 - 02:19 PM, said:

Man, you love pork rinds.

Only if they are taped to people.

[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixir, on 21 September 2011 - 02:21 PM, said:

Bumming, Corper - bumming.

You sure?  I thought it was more like bothering.  'After she'd committed several acts of buggery she'd left me sore.'

Like that.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus, on 21 September 2011 - 02:25 PM, said:

You sure?  I thought it was more like bothering.  'After she'd committed several acts of buggery she'd left me sore.'

Like that.

No, definitely arse-play.  Go to a local park, at night and shout 'I love buggery'.  The answer will find you.

[Kelly A]

Corpus, on 21 September 2011 - 02:25 PM, said:

'After she'd committed several acts of buggery she'd left me sore.'

Obviously not enough lube.

But back on topic.. squirrel rinds.  Never had them.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Kelly A, on 21 September 2011 - 06:38 PM, said:

Obviously not enough lube.

But back on topic.. squirrel rinds.  Never had them.

I bet that squirrel rinds are delicious. Wait - do we have to lube the squirrel up? I like my rinds crunchy....

[Kelly A]

DrinkTheElixir, on 21 September 2011 - 09:47 PM, said:

I bet that squirrel rinds are delicious. Wait - do we have to lube the squirrel up? I like my rinds crunchy....

No.  You lube squirrels up for other things, but not for making rinds.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Kelly A, on 22 September 2011 - 06:27 AM, said:

No.  You lube squirrels up for other things, but not for making rinds.

[Kelly A]

Did I say that out loud?  I mean, just the right amount of olive oil is.... oh, who am I kidding...