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Picture of My Penis in Black and White (NSFW)
Started by assscat, Aug 03 2011 11:21 AM
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 09:10 PM
Socks, socks, socks.... that's all you guys ever think about.
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 09:32 AM
1. HMMM...i clicked on this while at break at work. I figured it was a joke, since this is a tame site. Then, there was penis...then there was JMS penis? The surprise of the day.
2. What video did these images come from? I thought I was in the know...and yet it's the first i know of it. And I think it would have been covered (sorry for the pun) on here in length (another)
2. What video did these images come from? I thought I was in the know...and yet it's the first i know of it. And I think it would have been covered (sorry for the pun) on here in length (another)
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 04:02 PM
evry streetlite, on 08 August 2011 - 09:32 AM, said:
2. What video did these images come from? I thought I was in the know...and yet it's the first i know of it. And I think it would have been covered (sorry for the pun) on here in length (another)
Not so much a video--just a collection of stills posted on Michael's Tumblr (I don't claim to know or care what a tumblr is other than something that holds scotch or makes rocks shiny), where he posts his photographic works. An artsy-thingy.
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 04:31 PM
That's a funny cartoon Thorn. I remember when I first joined here and there were a bunch of droolers. They would always joke about JMS naked and of course he only had his shirt off when you opened the thread. No joking anymore. 
Tumblr is a blog site where you can obviously get away with showing all your goods.
Tumblr is a blog site where you can obviously get away with showing all your goods.
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 08:03 PM
Just noticing that having a penis now seems to be a "Lifestyle" choice.
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 06:45 PM
Think I got AIDS from reading this thread.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 08:33 AM
Not a single TWSS ?? Sad.
Anyways, say hello to Mike Patton.
Anyways, say hello to Mike Patton.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 10:45 AM
Kimo, on 12 August 2011 - 08:33 AM, said:
Not a single TWSS ?? Sad.
Anyways, say hello to Mike Patton.
Anyways, say hello to Mike Patton.
I am intrigued but baffled.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 11:15 AM
TWSS = "that's what she said", a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke.
Exp :
- Is that your house? It's not as big as I thought it'd be.
- That's what she said.
The Urban Dictionay has the best definition of Mike Patton :
Exp :
- Is that your house? It's not as big as I thought it'd be.
- That's what she said.
The Urban Dictionay has the best definition of Mike Patton :
It's the poison that it measures
Brings illuminating vision
It's the knowing with a wink
That we expect in Southern women
It's the wolf that knows which root to dig to save itself
It's the octopus that crawled back to the sea.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 05:29 PM
his weiner looks really thin and pointy.
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Posted 22 August 2011 - 07:04 PM
Ewwww! That guy has a nasty discolored looking member.
At least Mr. Stipe has something much more appealing to show off.
At least Mr. Stipe has something much more appealing to show off.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:27 AM
He does look like he might just be pulling the foreskin over a flaccid penis.
To answer Thorn's question, I'm not sure. If it was functional and he was a great guy, I would be okay with an ugly penis, though, it is a bit inherently funny-looking so I don't really know what could make it any...weirder. Not that I think penises are by nature ugly...they just seem to come in an array of designs. And who doesn't like variety?
Pfft. I dunno.
Here's a question/comment/irritant: One night a drunken friend of mine was yelling about how horrible and disgusting uncircumsized penises are. I mean, he acted like they were the breeding ground of all the filth and evil in the world. Meanwhile, here's my husband sitting there, all uncircumsized, and I was just drunk enough to tell this dude to shove his opinion back where it came from (only in a nicer, more articulate...articulate for a drunk person...way).
I mean, come on.
To answer Thorn's question, I'm not sure. If it was functional and he was a great guy, I would be okay with an ugly penis, though, it is a bit inherently funny-looking so I don't really know what could make it any...weirder. Not that I think penises are by nature ugly...they just seem to come in an array of designs. And who doesn't like variety?
Pfft. I dunno.
Here's a question/comment/irritant: One night a drunken friend of mine was yelling about how horrible and disgusting uncircumsized penises are. I mean, he acted like they were the breeding ground of all the filth and evil in the world. Meanwhile, here's my husband sitting there, all uncircumsized, and I was just drunk enough to tell this dude to shove his opinion back where it came from (only in a nicer, more articulate...articulate for a drunk person...way).
I mean, come on.
I have no idea how people function without near-constant internal chaos. I'd lose my mind. ~ Dave Eggers
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 11:22 AM
thomas08, on 04 August 2011 - 03:58 PM, said:
And now a picture of an even bigger cock....
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