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we're gonna invade new zealand...
Started by wagtail, Aug 15 2009 11:05 PM
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:05 PM
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:31 PM
You Aussies are all mouth and no trousers. Bring it on!
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:43 PM
Leilani said:
You Aussies are all mouth and no trousers. Bring it on!
right, this means war!
*goes off to find an elastic-band and a y-shaped stick to construct a sling-shot*
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:17 AM
Give me a chance to get my pea-shooter and peas lined up!
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:39 AM
Is this a private invasion or can anyone join in?
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:43 AM
eva83 said:
Is this a private invasion or can anyone join in?
sure join in!
you need to bring your own sling-shot though.
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:47 AM
Leilani said:
You Aussies are all mouth and no trousers. Bring it on!
We are actually proud of the no trousers part.
"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 01:09 AM
OK then, I'll bring a sling-shot and beer and crisps too
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 04:00 AM
Right, so we have the beer and chips. So, everyone ready?
Trousers off!
Slingshots loaded!
Fire!
mwahahahaha!
Trousers off!
Slingshots loaded!
Fire!
mwahahahaha!
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 08:49 AM
Leilani said:
You Aussies are all mouth and no trousers.
Sounds like a fun date.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:44 PM
indonesia could invade if it wanted one more province they can't effectively govern. and ya know, USA could use another hawaii-themed park on those isles.
Edited by dikhead, 18 August 2009 - 03:47 PM.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:47 PM
Love it. Can I join in? I'll bring a spud gun.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:13 PM
dikhead said:
indonesia could invade if it wanted one more province they can't effectively govern. and ya know, USA could use another hawaii-themed park on those isles.
It could all become a bit Jurassic Park!
ho hum!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:59 AM
yeah. and minigolf with real volcanoes. hardcore, man. hardcore minigolf
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 12:39 AM
... but you're still both getting your asses kicked by South Africa at the Rugby Tri-Nations Cup at the moment. MWHAHA-HAA!!
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 11:29 AM
Australian invaders took over our country decades ago, and they didn't need force to do it - at first, we welcomed them in thinking they would be good for our economy. The relationship between us and our Aussie guests probably started out well, but pretty soon they'd moved into just about every habitable part of the country, squeezing out the locals and over-exploiting our natural resources along the way. By the time we realized what we had done, it was too late - we were outnumbered 20 to 1, and the unwelcome guests had effectively turned us into an Australian colony. We still look forward to the day when we can be free from their destructive rule, but for now, the best our small bands of guerrilla forces can muster is to take a few potshots at them when we can, and from time to time sneak some poison into their food. And aim our cars at them if we see them on the roads at night.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:29 PM
They are possums! You can use their fur to make nipple warmers!! Other than that they are just vermin.
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Posted 21 August 2009 - 11:33 AM
Why on Earth would you want warm nipples?
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Posted 21 August 2009 - 12:58 PM
How would a nipple warmer stay on? Would you have to stick it on somehow? Could be embarrassing if it fell off.
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