we're gonna invade new zealand...
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:47 AM
You Aussies are all mouth and no trousers. Bring it on!
We are actually proud of the no trousers part.
"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."
Posted 20 August 2009 - 12:39 AM
... but you're still both getting your asses kicked by South Africa at the Rugby Tri-Nations Cup at the moment. MWHAHA-HAA!!
"Those guys stick together, and we're confused and moist"
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 11:29 AM
Australian invaders took over our country decades ago, and they didn't need force to do it - at first, we welcomed them in thinking they would be good for our economy. The relationship between us and our Aussie guests probably started out well, but pretty soon they'd moved into just about every habitable part of the country, squeezing out the locals and over-exploiting our natural resources along the way. By the time we realized what we had done, it was too late - we were outnumbered 20 to 1, and the unwelcome guests had effectively turned us into an Australian colony. We still look forward to the day when we can be free from their destructive rule, but for now, the best our small bands of guerrilla forces can muster is to take a few potshots at them when we can, and from time to time sneak some poison into their food. And aim our cars at them if we see them on the roads at night.
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