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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:43 AM

Dongle.

"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."


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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:52 AM

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Monday
Count all the teeth in my head
Tuesday
Anointed by a man in a dress
Wednesday
Got hitched just like a good boy should
Thursday And Friday
didn't feel so good
On Saturday I said my goodbyes
On Sunday I'm food for the worms & the flies
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:58 AM

Spackle.

"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."


#4 zeppelino

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 08:06 AM

Penal

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 08:36 AM

Moist.

"The interesting thing about 'Trapped in the Closet' is, it's rhyming all the way through.
If you notice. Some people don't notice." - R. Kelly

"Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one’s bath like a lump of sugar." - Pablo Picasso


"I came to realize, when I was writing this, there are many closets. It's a global closet thing." - R. Kelly


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Posted 08 August 2008 - 08:37 AM

Exacerbate

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 09:22 AM

Pulchitrude.
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 09:27 AM

zeppelino said:

Penal

My sophomore year in high school, I was in a history class where we discussed Australia being a penal colony.  After getting a lot of snickers from the class, the teacher started saying pen-al instead of peen-al...

:D LE-OH-NARD WHAT'S HIS NAME?, HERMAN MUNSTER, MOTORCADE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, CHEETOS, POGO STICKS, LEMONADE, YOU SYMBIOTIC STUPID JERK, THAT'S RIGHT FLANDERS, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU! :D


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Posted 08 August 2008 - 11:06 AM

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Judge not lest ye be judged, what a beautiful refrain.

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 02:50 AM

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You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.
You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the sears tower and when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway -
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#11 twistedkitemike

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 03:09 AM

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"....this violent yet ultimately beautiful genre which we have dubbed ‘new noise’. The first track is based upon the high-pitched lamentations of an unbalanced Lincoln woman, who nurses injured buzzards back to health inside her dead child’s wardrobe. We hope you like it."

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 03:17 AM

Rectory.

"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."


#13 Aardwolves Lower

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 06:23 AM

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 06:35 AM

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 06:54 AM

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:31 AM

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#17 Aardwolves Lower

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:33 AM

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:39 AM

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"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."


#19 Aardwolves Lower

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:54 AM

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:56 AM

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