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#41 zveozdi

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:41 AM

Red Frog said:

What about being really ugly so that no women will date you?  Or becoming a priest and taking an oath of celibacy?

There will always be someone who'd date ugly people. But, I guess being ugly, stupid and broke will sort of do the trick.

As for priests, at least in this country, they have more of a sex life than many people I know, so I don't think that works either.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:44 AM

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As for priests, at least in this country, they have more of a sex life than many people I know, so I don't think that works either.

They also pull out which I think we have concluded is okay.

"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:49 AM

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Nope, Lutherans all get in Heaven automatically.
you lucky sinners!

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They also pull out which I think we have concluded is okay.
chiodo fisso, eh?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:53 AM

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There will always be someone who'd date ugly people. But, I guess being ugly, stupid and broke will sort of do the trick.

Shh, Derek is reading this thread.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:55 AM

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you lucky sinners!

We know how to party.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:58 AM

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We know how to party.
we know how to sin...

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:59 AM

Red Frog said:

Shh, Derek is reading this thread.

Sorry, subtlety is not my forte.
Andrea--

¿Qué soy cuando me comparo con el Universo?


Ah; the Andrea blockage. Sorry to hear that the creative juices have ceased to flow and a danged beaver has dammed the rushing waters of positive thought.Twistedkitemike


Bless you, my child, for though you have sinned against the Dutchman, you have lightened my spirit and enabled me to leave the path of terror for the verdant fields of vengeance, though with no blood on my hands. For once. In The Corner

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:59 AM

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chiodo fisso, eh?

Obsession and the Christian right seem to go hand in hand

"Of course you liked early R.E.M. best," I want to say. "You were 17 years old and drunk on tequila and in love with a girl who didn't know you existed, and 'Harborcoat' summed up your melancholy mood like it was written just for you."

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:02 AM

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Sorry, subtlety is not my forte.

It's a good thing you're a shemale.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:06 AM

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Shh, Derek is reading this thread.

She was talking about herself, dumbass, read between the lines.  Too bad the paramedics couldn't get the coathanger to your mother on time.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:07 AM

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Sorry, subtlety is not my forte.

Unfortunately, neither is keeping your dick in your pants.
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Ted: Party on, dudes.

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:07 AM

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There will always be someone who'd date ugly people. But, I guess being ugly, stupid and broke will sort of do the trick.
anybody can get laid

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:10 AM

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She was talking about herself, dumbass, read between the lines.  Too bad the paramedics couldn't get the coathanger to your mother on time.

This is why we never talk afterwards.  You're too cranky.  Now spoon feed me some peas.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:10 AM

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anybody can get laid

What are you doing later?
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:11 AM

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What are you doing later?
wanna get laid somewhere in the bel paese?
:cool:

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:12 AM

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OMG guys with this thread.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:13 AM

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OMG guys with this thread.
that's what happens if you have dirty thoughts

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:14 AM

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OMG guys with this thread.

Sorry, it seems to happen everytime I post in a thread. I think I'm leaving murmurs.
Andrea--

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:15 AM

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Sorry, it seems to happen everytime I post in a thread. I think I'm leaving murmurs.
you're not the only one to blame
we shall all leave murmurs

where to?

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:15 AM

Rella said:

wanna get laid somewhere in the bel paese?
:cool:

Let's take this to PM.
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