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[Corpus]

I just thought everyone should know that Lucy and Lydia have been engaging in base and deviant behavior going on four days.  I have proof, but I'd rather not post the things I've seen.  There has been drinking and debauchery.  Authorites are involved in Texas.  Unfortunately, several farm animals and compact cars have been impounded as evidence.  

I guess the best we can do now is show support and hope for the best.  I'll be representing them in their criminal and civil actions- and we hope to contact UK authorities- although in a case like this, amnesty is highly unlikely.

Please pray.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Corpus said:

I just thought everyone should know that Lucy and Lydia have been engaging in base and deviant behavior going on four days.  I have proof, but I'd rather not post the things I've seen.  There has been drinking and debauchery.  Authorites are involved in Texas.  Unfortunately, several farm animals and compact cars have been impounded as evidence.  

I guess the best we can do now is show support and hope for the best.  I'll be representing them in their criminal and civil actions- and we hope to contact UK authorities- although in a case like this, amnesty is highly unlikely.

Please pray.

They would never do that. I think that you are lying.  Or is this another fighting thread?  If so, why do you want to fight Lydia and Lucy?  BTW I am fairly certain that they could kick your ass. You would be crying like a girl in less than 5 minutes.

[Corpus]

DrinkTheElixer said:

They would never do that. I think that you are lying.  Or is this another fighting thread?  If so, why do you want to fight Lydia and Lucy?  BTW I am fairly certain that they could kick your ass. You would be crying like a girl in less than 5 minutes.

Listen Gracie, I think we all respect your loyalty here- and I'm not any happier about all of this than you are.  But it's the truth.  Lucy has been headed for trouble for some time.  When they started PMing me pictures of their panties I was concerned- but helpless.  

Let's not get delirious about the ass-kicking.  I'm very, very strong.

[Wingnut]

I can vouch for this, although Heather was in on the action too. Lydia and Heather were doing their dominatrix best to turn me into some depraved leather bound bitch. In this case, Lucy was on the sidline but I am sure it was her idea to begin with.

[Corpus]

Wingnut said:

I can vouch for this, although Heather was in on the action too. Lydia and Heather were doing their dominatrix best to turn me into some depraved leather bound bitch. In this case, Lucy was on the sidline but I am sure it was her idea to begin with.

Thanks for your input, Steve.  The important thing now is that they know we love them, we don't judge them, and we are ready to let the healing begin.  

Just so we're clear, I know your experience was erotic/provocative/horrific, but it was long before the forks, flashlights, duct-tape, canned worms and skidsteer got involved.  

We're here for you, buddy.

[bizaleth]

I feel a little bit left out.

[Wingnut]

Corpus said:

Thanks for your input, Steve.  The important thing now is that they know we love them, we don't judge them, and we are ready to let the healing begin.  

Just so we're clear, I know your experience was erotic/provocative/horrific, but it was long before the forks, flashlights, duct-tape, canned worms and skidsteer got involved.  

We're here for you, buddy.

Thank you, I knew I could count on your support. Yes, there was some chafing involved but nothing that could not be dealt with. They still hold a special place in my heart.

[AgainstAllOdds]

My God! My disappointment at not getting to talk to them has turned into relief! A lucky escape I think.

*shudders*

[MizMills]

Awwwwwwwwwww now I will never be able to look at my Penthouse DVD of " Caligula"  :mad:

[Wingnut]

piglet said:

My God! My disappointment at not getting to talk to them has turned into relief! A lucky escape I think.

*shudders*

What? Oh come on Piggie. Handcuffs, ball gag and buttercream frosting never hurt anyone.

[AgainstAllOdds]

Wingnut said:

What? Oh come on Piggie. Handcuffs, ball gag and buttercream frosting never hurt anyone.

Now look, I hid those handcuffs - too much chaffing last time, and the embarrassment when we couldn't find the key:o

[twistedkitemike]

Wingnut said:

I can vouch for this, although Heather was in on the action too. Lydia and Heather were doing their dominatrix best to turn me into some depraved leather bound bitch. In this case, Lucy was on the sidline but I am sure it was her idea to begin with.

I can't work out whether you are complaining or bragging, Steve.

Please elaborate. More details would help.







Mike.....................................................

[Kelly A]

Dammit, I knew we should've gone to SXSW. Fucking responsibilities..

[bizaleth]

Kelly A said:

Dammit, I knew we should've gone to SXSW. Fucking responsibilities..

Me, too.

[Corpus]

I've just been informed that heather will indeed be subpoenaed for her involvement.  I'm still unclear as to her part in the debauchery, but I understand they found some cilantro, Persian drapes, and ciagrrete butts.  Suspicious...

[OneArpeggioPete]

i am appalled and disgusted. and jealous that they're at sxsw and i'm not.

:-)

oneArpeggiopete:cool:

[NearWildHeather]

[quote name='Corpus']I have proof...[/QUOTE]

:eek: :mad: They promised those pictures would never see the light of day, let alone a fancy-pants lawyer's office. Suit in progress. Obviously, I shall have to seek another attorney.



[quote name='DrinkTheElixer']...I am fairly certain that they could kick your ass. You would be crying like a girl in less than 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]

Well, that rather goes without saying, doesn't it? The real question is, how badly does he want it?



[quote name='Corpus']When they started PMing me pictures of their panties I was concerned- but helpless. [/quote]

As always, right? Puh-leez. When they start lighting them on fire and throwing them at your head, then you can talk.

[quote]Let's not get delirious about the ass-kicking.[/quote]

Good advice, you should take it.

[quote]I'm very, very [fancy].[/QUOTE]

Indeed.



[quote name='Wingnut']Lydia and Heather were doing their dominatrix best to turn me into some depraved leather bound bitch. In this case, Lucy was on the sidline but I am sure it was her idea to begin with.[/QUOTE]

How can one turn something into itself? I'm lost...:confused:

As for Lucy, she was innocent for once. She was keeping tabs on the HoF thing whilst we had our way with you. Mind, it was quite a process deciding on one way to have with you. I was leaning more toward the soft, easy, feather-tickling approach, whilst Llydia was intent on making you bleed through your chair. I think we arrived at a happy medium.



[quote name='Corpus']Just so we're clear, I know your experience was erotic/provocative/horrific, but it was long before the forks, flashlights, duct-tape, canned worms and skidsteer got involved. [/QUOTE]

Whoa, worms?? I don't even know what a skidsteer is! That must've been before I woke up or after I left.



[quote name='bizaleth']I feel a little bit left out.[/QUOTE]

Awwww, we'll be sure to give you a little extra something at the next available opportunity. *spanks Biz to make her feel better*



[quote name='Wingnut']What? Oh come on Piggie. Handcuffs, ball gag and buttercream frosting never hurt anyone.[/QUOTE]

Come now, Steve...never? Anyone? That's not quite correct. Pulp Fiction, anyone?



[quote name='twistedkitemike']Please elaborate. More details would help.[/QUOTE]

Oh no you don't, mister! You had your chance to turn on the webcam, and you blew it. BLEW it.



[quote name='Kelly A']Dammit, I knew we should've gone to SXSW. Fucking responsibilities..[/QUOTE]

Tell me about it. :(



[quote name='Corpus']I've just been informed that heather will indeed be subpoenaed for her involvement.  I'm still unclear as to her part in the debauchery, but I understand they found some cilantro, Persian drapes, and ciagrrete butts.  Suspicious...[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, it knows how to spell 'subpoenaed'. :rolleyes:

You're just making a federal (state? county?) case out of this because you wish you knew what went on there. It's not as though you didn't have your chance. You and Mike should go cry in the corner and leave the judiciary system out of it before you make a giant fool of yourself in open court and possibly lose your certification.

Cilantro is food.
Drapes cover windows.
No fucking clue what 'ciagrrete butts' are; are they anything like [URL="http://www.murmurs.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1627099&highlight=ciagrette#post1627099"]ciagrettes[/URL]?
Suspicious? Or hott?


:p to the lot of you.

[Kelly A]

For god's sake, people: just say no to cilantro.

[NearWildHeather]

Kelly A said:

For god's sake, people: just say no to cilantro.

Not huge on it myself, just sayin'...it's food. WTF could it prove? I can't believe people pay this guy to represent them in actual court cases.

Hi there! :D

[Internet Legend]

Cilantro is not food. It is a disgusting poison that tastes like distilled hate.

At first, I thought that the thread title read, "California type of shit". Then, when I realized my mistake, it occurred to me that the average Texan would think of the two as approximately the same thing. Which would explain the cilantro (and the leather, probably).