Tuppenny said:
Hey. That albanian flower seller was a very nice man, and I'll hear nothing against him, ok? :mad:
well, i'm glad to hear you're happy with your inaccurate tattoo... :p
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Things that Jolly Well Annoy Me
Started by TidgeyPud, Mar 13 2007 04:36 PM
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#101
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:37 AM
well, i'm glad to hear you're happy with your inaccurate tattoo... :p
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:37 AM
Tuppenny said:
No problem. Have it in writing too :p
Huh? What am I remembering for the future now?
Huh? What am I remembering for the future now?
Good good. Yes I know. You're welcome :p
That i didn't remind you of every little detail....
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:39 AM
OneArpeggioPete said:
well, i'm glad to hear you're happy with your inaccurate tattoo... :p
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I'm very happy with it. Now will someone explain the piercings to me?
zeppelino said:
Good good. Yes I know. You're welcome :p
That i didn't remind you of every little detail....
That i didn't remind you of every little detail....
No problem, anytime :p
Oh right, yes, I will remember so, and once again, thank you for not doing so, I'm sure theres stuff I've blocked out for a reason.
Claire... creator of House flavour crisps
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Right by the exit, just next to the blues.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:45 AM
Tuppenny said:
I'm very happy with it. Now will someone explain the piercings to me?
which? the one in your left eyebrow or the... erm... oh dear...
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:49 AM
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which? the one in your left eyebrow or the... erm... oh dear...
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I know... traumatised is what I am, really...
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:51 AM
Tuppenny said:
I know... traumatised is what I am, really...
Everybody says that once they leave Dublin....
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:54 AM
zeppelino said:
Everybody says that once they leave Dublin....
Especially if they have you as a tour guide.
Claire... creator of House flavour crisps
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 11:56 AM
zeppelino said:
Everybody says that once they leave Dublin....
...and no one draws the consequences.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:00 PM
Tuppenny said:
Especially if they have you as a tour guide.
I know, i always wondered why my tour guide business went belly up...
OneArpeggioPete said:
...and no one draws the consequences.
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:D
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:03 PM
OneArpeggioPete said:
...and no one draws the consequences.
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Is this some kind of Irish joke I don't get?
zeppelino said:
I know, i always wondered why my tour guide business went belly up...
Well having to refer to a tourist guide to the city you are supposed to know about wasn't a good start really :p
Claire... creator of House flavour crisps
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Right by the exit, just next to the blues.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:08 PM
Tuppenny said:
Is this some kind of Irish joke I don't get?
given that i'm not actually irish i fear it's just a joke you don't get. nevermind, you english do tend to be slow... :p
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:10 PM
Tuppenny said:
Well having to refer to a tourist guide to the city you are supposed to know about wasn't a good start really :p
Yes i know, also getting angry when they don't have a guide didn't help, probably...
OneArpeggioPete said:
given that i'm not actually irish i fear it's just a joke you don't get. nevermind, you english do tend to be slow... :p
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ROFL.:D :D
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:13 PM
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Yes i know, also getting angry when they don't have a guide didn't help, probably...
I know, I saw the news... 'Wierd Irishman beats tourist to death with inferior Dublin tourist guide'
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ROFL.:D :D
OneArpeggioPete said:
given that i'm not actually irish i fear it's just a joke you don't get. nevermind, you english do tend to be slow... :p
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Feck off the pair of you *sulk*
Claire... creator of House flavour crisps
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Right by the exit, just next to the blues.
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 06:19 AM
people who don't get the simplest of jokes. ;)
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 10:45 AM
I still don't get it.
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 10:49 AM
The fact that my throat still hurts three damn days after the gig, also the constantly changing weather....
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Posted 31 May 2007 - 02:16 PM
sample of of male-bonding in the dikhead household (exaggerated for melo-drama)...
dikhead: *me, waking up and making some noodles.*
dikhead father(in broken cantonese): hungry already? so you really didn't eat dinner did you? don't go crying to me about gastric pains when you bla bla bla...
dikhead: i slept for 6 hours, i had dinner 2 hrs before i slept, of course i'm f%ckin' hungry. asshole.
dikhead father: (in bc) what?
dikhead: you're an asshole. the end.
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interviewer(for some aircraft technician position): hey there, we expose our workers to poisonous chemicals and not give a damn. btw i'm not sure we welcome the likes of you.
dikhead: what do you mean by that?!
interviewer: bond-breaking IT graduates who run off to start dot coms. we had a few of those. and you're skinny white and therefore not friendly enough to get along with our flithy workers who love yelling at each other.
dikhead: i've never broken any bonds or contracts. as far as i know, it's mostly the trust-fund babies around here who go starting their own businesses on whim. and i showered and worked with people who behave little more than thugs in the army. isn't that enough? crap. i have a father who's an ex-gangster.
interviewer: bla bla bla... i'm sorry for you have a father... bla bla bla... i blame you anyway. now get out and waste another couple of hours waiting, while i insult the rest of you losers.
dikhead: what?!
and later that day...
dikhead father: (in cb) hey you know, i wouldn't mind teaching you the tools of my trade, so you can earn barely a thousand a month, and never afford to retire. but... ahh... i don't think you pen and paper kids are cut out for it.
dikhead: eat a cock, manly man.
dikhead father: what?
dikhead: *me, waking up and making some noodles.*
dikhead father(in broken cantonese): hungry already? so you really didn't eat dinner did you? don't go crying to me about gastric pains when you bla bla bla...
dikhead: i slept for 6 hours, i had dinner 2 hrs before i slept, of course i'm f%ckin' hungry. asshole.
dikhead father: (in bc) what?
dikhead: you're an asshole. the end.
===
interviewer(for some aircraft technician position): hey there, we expose our workers to poisonous chemicals and not give a damn. btw i'm not sure we welcome the likes of you.
dikhead: what do you mean by that?!
interviewer: bond-breaking IT graduates who run off to start dot coms. we had a few of those. and you're skinny white and therefore not friendly enough to get along with our flithy workers who love yelling at each other.
dikhead: i've never broken any bonds or contracts. as far as i know, it's mostly the trust-fund babies around here who go starting their own businesses on whim. and i showered and worked with people who behave little more than thugs in the army. isn't that enough? crap. i have a father who's an ex-gangster.
interviewer: bla bla bla... i'm sorry for you have a father... bla bla bla... i blame you anyway. now get out and waste another couple of hours waiting, while i insult the rest of you losers.
dikhead: what?!
and later that day...
dikhead father: (in cb) hey you know, i wouldn't mind teaching you the tools of my trade, so you can earn barely a thousand a month, and never afford to retire. but... ahh... i don't think you pen and paper kids are cut out for it.
dikhead: eat a cock, manly man.
dikhead father: what?
Good times, I'm okay. Bad times, I'm okay.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:51 PM
more recently, i found out that(according to unofficial statistics(not from the government)) 40% of the employed here are earning $800 or less per mth. that means my part-time wages back at 7-Eleven made me slightly better off than 40 percent of the working population. sounds more than a bit sad.
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 09:21 AM
Where on earth do 40% of the employed earn $800 or less per month, please?
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 02:38 PM
Suffering a hangover on a beautiful sunny day off. I wasted all of yesterday watching shitty old movies until the pain stopped.
Which is fine I suppose- I wasn't jolly well annoyed when tossing back vodka and Jagger the night before.
Which is fine I suppose- I wasn't jolly well annoyed when tossing back vodka and Jagger the night before.
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