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[OneArpeggioPete]

easy, i'm doing it as part of a night class on web design! :D

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[Tuppenny]

OneArpeggioPete said:

easy, i'm doing it as part of a night class on web design! :D

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oneArpeggiopete:cool:

Cool! I bet thats really interesting, actually, drooling material aside.

[OneArpeggioPete]

yep, it is actually! :)

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[inspectorjason]

OneArpeggioPete said:

just five minutes ago, i was given a kitkat, one of the mini ones. and before i even realised what i was doing - bit out of sorts, me, right now - i had BITTEN INTO IT BEFORE SEPERATING THE FINGERS! :eek: needless to say, as i'm not jason, i remedied my mistake immediately and proceeded to eat the rest in an orderly seperated fashion, but, geez, the shock! i feel soiled now, like i shouldn't be readmitted into polite society for a long time...

Welcome aboard.   You are now a proud member of society's elite.  

Your newfound discovery of proper Kit-Kat etiquette is most admirable.   Don't be ashamed to rise above the rest of the lowland gorillas that occupy this site and try to poison our minds with their primitive ways of consuming Kit-Kat bars.

[DrinkTheElixir]

Shame on you. It is frightening how you can post with someone for 5 years and yet not know them at all.

I hope that both you and Jason will be very happy together.

[OneArpeggioPete]

DrinkTheElixer said:

Shame on you. It is frightening how you can post with someone for 5 years and yet not know them at all.

I hope that both you and Jason will be very happy together.

you mean my mistake can't even be remedied by the fact that i discovered it immediately and corrected my undoubtedly dreadful breach of etiquette? my life is over... over... *breaks into hot salty tears and takes large amount of prescription narcotics*

jason - it was a mistake! d'ye hear me? a mistake! ever tried ect?

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[DrinkTheElixir]

OneArpeggioPete said:

you mean my mistake can't even be remedied by the fact that i discovered it immediately and corrected my undoubtedly dreadful breach of etiquette? my life is over... over... *breaks into hot salty tears and takes large amount of prescription narcotics*

jason - it was a mistake! d'ye hear mee? a mistake! ever tried ect?

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oneArpeggiopete:cool:

Maybe - you did confess after all. Maybe if you write 50 words on why eating kit kats in this way is filthy and wrong,there is a way back for you. Praying for you right now *lights a kit kat finger*

[OneArpeggioPete]

why eating kit kats the jason way is filthy and wrong

eating kit kats the jason way is filthy and wrong primarily because the very design of the bar tells us that it is meant to be eaten seperated into fingers. this is reaffirmed by its well-known advertsing slogan "have a break, have a kit kat." note how it says "have a break", not "have an indiscriminate, uncivilised bite"! that "break" does not only refer to the possibilty of enhancing a short amount of leisure time with the consumption of a kit kat, but also to the fact that the bar is meant to be broken into respectively halves or quarters along the seperation lines, depending on whether you are intending to eat a mini or a fullsize one. indeed, the word "break" in this context can be regarded as an admirably sophisticated pun. last but not least, having a kit kat as a whole instead of seperated into fingers upsets the biscuit-chocolate balance so crucial to a full-on, thoroughly enjoyable kit kat taste experience, so there!

is that fifty words yet? does "kit kat" count as one word or two?

father forgive me, for i have sinned...

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[inspectorjason]

*Jason frowns and shakes his head.*

It's saddening how many of the people who need help the most are the ones who will never ask for that help.

De-evolution is never a fun thing to witness.

[OneArpeggioPete]

true, especially not in people you've previously admired for their genteel southern ways and impeccable taste in music... :p

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[DrinkTheElixir]

I am sure that your essay has absolved you of your kit kat sins. Jason on the other hand cannot be helped. I will pray for him anyway.

[OneArpeggioPete]

i wonder what kit kat hell is like. japanese green tea ones for all eternity?

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[DrinkTheElixir]

OneArpeggioPete said:

i wonder what kit kat hell is like. japanese green tea ones for all eternity?

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oneArpeggiopete:cool:

I think it is more likely to be a room, with Jason sitting on a revolving podium, eating kit kat after kit kat the wrong way - with maybe Radiohead or Coldplay, playing full blast over and over until you finally vomit and lose your mind.

Don't worry though Astrid, we aren't going there. So far, the only person on that little guest list is Jason himself :cool:

[OneArpeggioPete]

coldplay i should think, and thom yorke's solo album. radiohead actually have their moments.

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[DrinkTheElixir]

OneArpeggioPete said:

coldplay i should think, and thom yorke's solo album. radiohead actually have their moments.

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They sure do *exorcises Astrid*

[inspectorjason]

Bah.   I shall ignore your heathen prayers and continue to eat Kit-Kats the correct way.  

I'm going straight to Kit-Kat heaven when I die, by the way.   Dark Chocolate Kit-Kat Bars (eaten the correct way), James Bond movies 24/7, and The Cure's Seventeen Seconds on the stereo.

[Tuppenny]

OneArpeggioPete said:

why eating kit kats the jason way is filthy and wrong

eating kit kats the jason way is filthy and wrong primarily because the very design of the bar tells us that it is meant to be eaten seperated into fingers. this is reaffirmed by its well-known advertsing slogan "have a break, have a kit kat." note how it says "have a break", not "have an indiscriminate, uncivilised bite"! that "break" does not only refer to the possibilty of enhancing a short amount of leisure time with the consumption of a kit kat, but also to the fact that the bar is meant to be broken into respectively halves or quarters along the seperation lines, depending on whether you are intending to eat a mini or a fullsize one. indeed, the word "break" in this context can be regarded as an admirably sophisticated pun. last but not least, having a kit kat as a whole instead of seperated into fingers upsets the biscuit-chocolate balance so crucial to a full-on, thoroughly enjoyable kit kat taste experience, so there!

is that fifty words yet? does "kit kat" count as one word or two?

father forgive me, for i have sinned...

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oneArpeggiopete:cool:

*stands up, applauds, throws flowers and kitkats*

[OneArpeggioPete]

*bows* thank you... thank you...

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oneArpeggiopete:cool:

[-kawada-]

Does anyone else here have an uncontrollable urge to kick people who bite the chocolate off first, then eat the biscuit? What in the name of holyfuckingcrap is that about!?

I've also got friends who'll eat a cheese burger with a knife and fork which is an even worse crime. Pedantic wankers.

[-kawada-]

Sorry, the 'chocolate ---> biscuit' eaters distracted me from the obvious. Kit-Kat's are horrible, you are all going to hell where there are swimming pools that overflow with the most soul destroyingly boring snack ever to be given the title of a chocolate bar.
You unwrap it and you've got two different wrappers to throw away - that's twice as much as any other chocolate bar!
Then you get it out and some of it melts onto you fingers.
The chocolate on the underneath of the bar is so thin that it's translucent and you can see the biscuit within.
The waifer has a horrible texture to it and the chocolate is bland.

I bloody hate Kit-Kats. Give me a Double Decker, then a Caramac, then another Double Decker.