fuck you, beta versions!!! that are totally untested and big biznesses expect us to use them like they's fully functional products. fuck that!!! fuck that right in the eye!
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Daily "fuck you"
Started by Kelly A, Jan 03 2007 10:53 PM
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Posted 05 October 2010 - 02:03 PM
Good times, I'm okay. Bad times, I'm okay.
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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:16 AM
fuck you, pigeon ! fuck you taxi! and fuck whoever's been feeing pigeons a high-fibre diet!
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 08:17 AM
fuck you thai military. you guys trying to get rid of all foreign investment now??? you wanna turn into north korea now?
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:04 AM
"We were listening to the UNC radio (station) there and they were playing an R.E.M. song. I like R.E.M. fine, but at the end of it, the DJ says, 'Ya that was R.E.M., the sound of the new South'. I looked at my roommate and we said, Gawd, if that's the sound of the new South, I preferred it when it was on the skids. That's how we got the name."
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 04:49 AM
Driver Nate, on 12 January 2011 - 10:04 AM, said:
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 04:38 PM
Fuck you backwoods moron revving your truck outside my house right now.
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 09:58 PM
Fuck you Bell Canada. You mistakenly disconnect my phone and internet and it takes nine days, 8 missed deadlines, 6 technician visits, endless calls and much yelling and aggravation to get them reconnected. Fuck you Bell.
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Posted 03 July 2011 - 09:53 AM
FUCK YOU, narrow-minded and retarded Algerian media.
Yesterday I was invited to a 90's rock radio show to talk about the bands that influenced my music. At the end I was supposed to perform two songs, so I did Mark Lanegan's Carnival and R.E.M.'s Undertow. The show aired this afternoon and, much to my surprise, Undertow got edited out. I called the broadcaster to ask him for an explanation and he claimed that the line "I don't need a heaven. I don't need religion." "did not appeal" to "some bosses". They censored it. I live in a country where only 3 or 4% of the population speaks or understands English FFS... but regardless... It's freaking SAD.
Yesterday I was invited to a 90's rock radio show to talk about the bands that influenced my music. At the end I was supposed to perform two songs, so I did Mark Lanegan's Carnival and R.E.M.'s Undertow. The show aired this afternoon and, much to my surprise, Undertow got edited out. I called the broadcaster to ask him for an explanation and he claimed that the line "I don't need a heaven. I don't need religion." "did not appeal" to "some bosses". They censored it. I live in a country where only 3 or 4% of the population speaks or understands English FFS... but regardless... It's freaking SAD.
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Posted 03 July 2011 - 08:54 PM
Kimo, on 03 July 2011 - 09:53 AM, said:
FUCK YOU, narrow-minded and retarded Algerian media.
Yesterday I was invited to a 90's rock radio show to talk about the bands that influenced my music. At the end I was supposed to perform two songs, so I did Mark Lanegan's Carnival and R.E.M.'s Undertow. The show aired this afternoon and, much to my surprise, Undertow got edited out. I called the broadcaster to ask him for an explanation and he claimed that the line "I don't need a heaven. I don't need religion." "did not appeal" to "some bosses". They censored it. I live in a country where only 3 or 4% of the population speaks or understands English FFS... but regardless... It's freaking SAD.
Yesterday I was invited to a 90's rock radio show to talk about the bands that influenced my music. At the end I was supposed to perform two songs, so I did Mark Lanegan's Carnival and R.E.M.'s Undertow. The show aired this afternoon and, much to my surprise, Undertow got edited out. I called the broadcaster to ask him for an explanation and he claimed that the line "I don't need a heaven. I don't need religion." "did not appeal" to "some bosses". They censored it. I live in a country where only 3 or 4% of the population speaks or understands English FFS... but regardless... It's freaking SAD.
My fuck-you goes out to the people who are playing with firecrackers in front of my house. If you want to get drunk and blow off your digits, do it tomorrow, fuckwads! Also, some of us still have to work tomorrow morning even if it IS a holiday.
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 02:21 AM
hey you. yes you. look at me. fuck you. and the horse you rode in on.
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:35 PM
craigp, on 24 September 2011 - 02:21 AM, said:
hey you. yes you. look at me. fuck you. and the horse you rode in on.
I rode in on a stallion.
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Posted 29 September 2011 - 06:34 AM
call me narrow , but i wouldn't ride a stud.
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 05:19 AM
Fuck you, stupid ex-husband, sign the damn forms so we can get this over with!!!
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 09:43 AM
FUCK anyone who plays games with people. FUCK YOU! Just be fucking honest.
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Posted 17 November 2011 - 06:12 PM
FUCK YOU! Westpac Banking Corporation.
Firstly, somehow suddenly, without leaving my possession, my credit card is leading a more interesting life than me. I'd like to go to Bergen and Paris and Dresden and rack up $7000.00 in 7 minutes.....that'd be fun. How the fuck can you not notify someone when you notice this shit and shut down their card...no, instead I have to spend forever on hold to find out why the fuck I am being 'declined' at the store. And then I have to spend forever on hold while I'm referred to the fraud department - note to staff: it does not fill your customers with confidence when you say, "this could take a while, the fraud department is EXTREMELY busy right now". Likewise, it does not fill your recently defrauded customers with confidence when the new card turns up in the mail with the envelope completely open and it's contents, including my new unsigned card, spilling out for all to see.....FFS, ever thought of using those secure envelopes...?
Also, how about sending me my credit card bills....? You know, so I can know when and how much to pay. How do you expect me to pay when I don't get a fucking bill? Is this because I'm one of those unhelpful people who always pays the full amount on my due date...I know, it doesn't make you much profit, so yeah, not receiving my bill does ensure that you can extort a little bit of money out of me with those disproportionately high penalties. Fuckers.
Also, how about bouncing money back when a customer types one number wrong [because your own stupid system got it wrong and I didn't have a fucking bill to check it against!!!! ARGGHHH!] when they pay their new card off...yeah, the money went to you Westpac.....you confirmed that, but then you held it and didn't tell me my payment hadn't been received...so you have my money, and then when you shut down my account AGAIN because the payment wasn't received, you then have the audacity to charge ME interest on my own money which you are holding and refusing to return...and then I had to pay 30$ to get you to return my money, so I could send it straight back to you - thanks for the advice to make sure I got the number right this time, that was sweet..you acknowledge that the account number didn't exist and it SHOULD have been sent straight back...but noooooo, why resist the opportunity for a little more extortion.
Oh yeah and when you tell your customers that a bill was sent, and repeat it over and over, you are essentially telling them you believe they are lying when they say they haven't received it. Also, when they sign up for electronic statements [where electronic seems to mean invisible and non-existent] because the paper ones aren't being received, it'd be good to not assume that your customers are so idiotic that they wouldn't first look in junk and every other place on their computer before dialing and knowing they are going to be put on hold forever and at their own expense.
"Australia's Oldest Bank" = Australia's most incompetent and fallible bank with incredibly dubious security.
FUCK YOU WESTPAC!
signed, your loving ex-customer.
Firstly, somehow suddenly, without leaving my possession, my credit card is leading a more interesting life than me. I'd like to go to Bergen and Paris and Dresden and rack up $7000.00 in 7 minutes.....that'd be fun. How the fuck can you not notify someone when you notice this shit and shut down their card...no, instead I have to spend forever on hold to find out why the fuck I am being 'declined' at the store. And then I have to spend forever on hold while I'm referred to the fraud department - note to staff: it does not fill your customers with confidence when you say, "this could take a while, the fraud department is EXTREMELY busy right now". Likewise, it does not fill your recently defrauded customers with confidence when the new card turns up in the mail with the envelope completely open and it's contents, including my new unsigned card, spilling out for all to see.....FFS, ever thought of using those secure envelopes...?
Also, how about sending me my credit card bills....? You know, so I can know when and how much to pay. How do you expect me to pay when I don't get a fucking bill? Is this because I'm one of those unhelpful people who always pays the full amount on my due date...I know, it doesn't make you much profit, so yeah, not receiving my bill does ensure that you can extort a little bit of money out of me with those disproportionately high penalties. Fuckers.
Also, how about bouncing money back when a customer types one number wrong [because your own stupid system got it wrong and I didn't have a fucking bill to check it against!!!! ARGGHHH!] when they pay their new card off...yeah, the money went to you Westpac.....you confirmed that, but then you held it and didn't tell me my payment hadn't been received...so you have my money, and then when you shut down my account AGAIN because the payment wasn't received, you then have the audacity to charge ME interest on my own money which you are holding and refusing to return...and then I had to pay 30$ to get you to return my money, so I could send it straight back to you - thanks for the advice to make sure I got the number right this time, that was sweet..you acknowledge that the account number didn't exist and it SHOULD have been sent straight back...but noooooo, why resist the opportunity for a little more extortion.
Oh yeah and when you tell your customers that a bill was sent, and repeat it over and over, you are essentially telling them you believe they are lying when they say they haven't received it. Also, when they sign up for electronic statements [where electronic seems to mean invisible and non-existent] because the paper ones aren't being received, it'd be good to not assume that your customers are so idiotic that they wouldn't first look in junk and every other place on their computer before dialing and knowing they are going to be put on hold forever and at their own expense.
"Australia's Oldest Bank" = Australia's most incompetent and fallible bank with incredibly dubious security.
FUCK YOU WESTPAC!
signed, your loving ex-customer.
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Posted 18 November 2011 - 10:18 AM
That sucks Rebekah, sorry to hear it. We tend to think of all the Aussie banks as evil, now here's the proof!
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 08:22 PM
That sucks. So do you have credit unions in Australia (or New Zealand for that matter)? We do most of our banking through our credit union, and just use banks for some credit cards (and our mortgage at this point unfortunately).
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 11:10 PM
They have credit unions here in NZ but they are not that prominent. My bank is obligated by its charter to return all profits to the community through charitable grants. I think many banks operated under this type of arrangement until deregulation in the 80s. That led to most banks being bought by overseas banks (the evil Aussies--although I think the Bank of Scotland is in there somewhere as well). In 2002 the government started a Kiwibank through the postoffice as a bank that would be nation wide (my bank is regional) and New Zealand owned--it is a state owned enterprise. However, when ever there is a government of a certain stripe in, there is talk of selling the state owned enterprises.
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Posted 20 November 2011 - 01:51 AM
Oh yeah, our banks are definitely evil.
Kelly, yeah, I have my savings in a credit union, I used to be with a little bank that got taken over by Westpac so I shifted my savings over to the credit union but I figured my loathing of Westpac would further incentivise paying my credit card off in full every month. I hate carrying cash, and putting things on my card and having a statement to check my business expenses against is handy. I dunno if I'll just ditch the credit card entirely or switch to somewhere else. I could just have a debit card, but to be honest that fraud thing makes me a bit nervous doing that, I mean at least with a credit card you can put a limit on it, but a debit card linked to your savings account makes you vulnerable to some fraudster draining your whole bank account.
Kelly, yeah, I have my savings in a credit union, I used to be with a little bank that got taken over by Westpac so I shifted my savings over to the credit union but I figured my loathing of Westpac would further incentivise paying my credit card off in full every month. I hate carrying cash, and putting things on my card and having a statement to check my business expenses against is handy. I dunno if I'll just ditch the credit card entirely or switch to somewhere else. I could just have a debit card, but to be honest that fraud thing makes me a bit nervous doing that, I mean at least with a credit card you can put a limit on it, but a debit card linked to your savings account makes you vulnerable to some fraudster draining your whole bank account.
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Posted 20 November 2011 - 02:22 AM
Also, Fuck You Vodafone!
Fuck you for your crappy mobile broadband, and fuck you for lying about when the tower upgrade for my area was going to happen....no point sending people free pocket wifi devices to say sorry for your crappy service, if the tower already can't cope with the demand. Morons.
Oh and congrats on topping the list of telco companies most complained about, that's one to be proud of, eh? People hate you more than Telstra...mwahaha! That's gotta hurt!
Fuck you for your crappy mobile broadband, and fuck you for lying about when the tower upgrade for my area was going to happen....no point sending people free pocket wifi devices to say sorry for your crappy service, if the tower already can't cope with the demand. Morons.
Oh and congrats on topping the list of telco companies most complained about, that's one to be proud of, eh? People hate you more than Telstra...mwahaha! That's gotta hurt!
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