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#41 bizaleth

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 08:53 AM

DrinkTheElixer said:

You are mistaken.  The quiz says that I am near enough a saint waiting to be cannonized.  You are bound to say that anyway, because of your evil ways, you try to project the devils work on to me.  However, it is like water off my angel wings.  I will pray for you - I am not sure whether you believe in the Gods, but I will pray that you will be saved and bathed in his goodness sometime soon, hopefully by next Wednesday.  In the meantime I have a candle here, on which I have bestowed a prayer (my prayers are great, with being a saint and all) pretty soon you will be speaking in tongues and feeling the rapture.


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Posted 10 November 2006 - 08:56 AM

bizaleth said:

Delusional.

I am praying really hard now.  My eyes are squeezed shut as hard as I can get them and my hands ache from pressing them together so tightly.  It is possible that you can be saved and be really good like me, Good is like Mount Olympus, you must climb and climb to reach the pinnacle.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 08:58 AM

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I saw that on Crimestoppers.  That is some seriously twisted stuff.  Did they ever catch her?

I don't know. It's scary that there are people like that free to behave like that, and then brag about it. How fucked up would someone have to be to assault an elderly person over a chair?
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:01 AM

Sweet Fanny Addams said:

How fucked up would someone have to be to assault an elderly person over a chair?
Very.  

I am only 4% evil and so I am praying that this person gets a little <s>karma</s> calmer and realises the error of their ways.  Or something.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:02 AM

You saw it on crimestoppers?? Wow, I didn't know it gone as far as that.  Good job, too.Someone c/p'd the info and I read about it. I hope they do catch her. CCTV has its uses I guess.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:45 AM

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I suppose the same could be true for Piggie; perhaps we just haven't seen her evilness yet.

Wish I could think of a better word for evilness than 'evilness' right now--not to mention better similes--but I'm just too tired.


Lucy, you are so. Evil, that is. Saying mean things about Piggie's makeup like that, and you can't even see her! For SHAME!! :mad:

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*whether she wants it or not*

Thank you Heather. Lucy is just mean. And jealous.  My make up is perfect, always.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:52 AM

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Thank you Heather. Lucy is just mean. And jealous.  My make up is perfect, always.


It has to be with teenage boys around. One time, I had a mascara blob and instesd of telling me discreetly to go fix it Grunting Boy said in a loud voice that my make up looked "like a blind monkey had applied it."
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 10:08 AM

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It has to be with teenage boys around. One time, I had a mascara blob and instesd of telling me discreetly to go fix it Grunting Boy said in a loud voice that my make up looked "like a blind monkey had applied it."
Bless.

Don't you just love them.  I had my hair done slightly funky last time, instead of neat. I met my son in town for lunch straight after and he said 'bloody hell did they plug you into the mains'.  Funnily enough I don't miss his comments like that. Or his dirty washing.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 12:32 PM

You Are 58% Evil

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You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthing...evilareyouquiz/

Wow. Um. I'm actually evil.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 12:35 PM

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You Are 58% Evil

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You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthing...evilareyouquiz/

Wow. Um. I'm actually evil.


Dang.  I am seriously jealous.  This quiz has given me some new goals in life though.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 12:55 PM

I'm only 24%. I suck.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 12:57 PM

Kelly A said:

I'm only 24%. I suck.


We have to raise the bar and set our sights higher and strive to attain greater levels of evility, Kelly.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 12:58 PM

Oh kelly, how could you suck. You supply the blue sky for me. :)

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 12:59 PM

Kelly A said:

I'm only 24%. I suck.

If that were true you'd get a higher score.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:00 PM

Kelly A said:

I'm only 24%. I suck.
Ha! I'm more evil than you!!!! In your face :p

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:07 PM

Bah, but a few years as a troubled youth provides more than enough fodder for this evil little test.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:22 PM

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<strong>You Are 62% Evil</strong>
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You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.<br />
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/">How Evil Are You?</a></div>

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:24 PM

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<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#CCCCCC" align=center>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'>
<strong>You Are 62% Evil</strong>
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You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.<br />
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/">How Evil Are You?</a></div>

Yes! Take that you weenies

But your 38% good, and thats what counts

#59 Wingnut

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:27 PM

piglet said:

But your 38% good, and thats what counts

That's what I love about ya Piggie, finding the silver lining.

Maybe I was a little flippant with some of my answers but some of the "you've done this" type questions apply to when I was younger and quite often a bastard
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:32 PM

Corpus said:

If that were true you'd get a higher score.
Interestingly, I tend to get about the same score on those purity test things.





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