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#101 Sam

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:19 AM

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:14 PM

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Wow.   The French have finally gotten something right.
Jason, Jason, Jason. I'm a bit surprised that you'd fall for the unthinking anti-French attitude, since you tend to be a thoughtful conservative, but even if you were a rabid parochial knee-jerk xenophobe, you'd have to admit it: the French have always gotten beautiful women right. It's kind of their thing.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 04:51 AM

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Jason, Jason, Jason. I'm a bit surprised that you'd fall for the unthinking anti-French attitude, since you tend to be a thoughtful conservative, but even if you were a rabid parochial knee-jerk xenophobe, you'd have to admit it: the French have always gotten beautiful women right. It's kind of their thing.
Never been particularly big fan of French news, though...until now.

Anyway, getting this thread back on track...

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#104 isilida 32

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 07:21 AM

those are some high quality photos. where did you get them?

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:23 AM

isilida 32 said:

those are some high quality photos. where did you get them?
There's actually a Mélissa Theuriau website out there.   Also, you can watch some of the news segments on YouTube.  

It's officially the first time that the term "G8 Summit" has sounded sexy coming from a newscaster.   There's just something about Mélissa Theuriau saying "la summit G8" that makes the whole thing more pleasant.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 01:30 PM

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There's actually a Mélissa Theuriau website out there.   Also, you can watch some of the news segments on YouTube.  

It's officially the first time that the term "G8 Summit" has sounded sexy coming from a newscaster.   There's just something about Mélissa Theuriau saying "la summit G8" that makes the whole thing more pleasant.

I'd like to summit her G8 spot.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 07:20 PM

I'm more of a Christiane Amanpour type of gal myself, but I have to admit that's one good-looking woman.
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#108 Lori

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 04:39 AM

The delicate french ladies are nice, but I found one who's bigger, stronger and faster.:p
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#109 isilida 32

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 10:27 AM

DAMN! she could crack some nuts with those hips.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 11:52 AM

isilida 32 said:

DAMN! she could crack some nuts with those hips.

Definitely child bearing hips

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:31 PM

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Definitely child bearing hips

Hopefully she doesn't mix up the two.
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? And then it says another child is born in India every time you call this number, right? Does that make any sense to you?
And the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is. But that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 07:36 PM

Hips got nothing to do with it. That lady's got herself a sizzling ass!
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#113 isilida 32

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 08:20 PM

yes. her ass could probably crack a couple nuts as well. she's just a nut cracking machine isn't she? well you know what they say. more cushion for the pushing.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 08:23 PM

So she has a child-bearing ass? :confused:

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 11:45 PM

Well all I know is that she has pushed her ass on the tennis court.
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 03:24 AM

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Arggggggggggggggh! Women just do NOT understand!!!! Either appreciate it or don't. Do NOT ruin it for us that do appreciate it!

I don't think isilida is a woman, Jesse. How is anyone ruining anything for you?? You can save the pic to your hd and look at it all day long if you wish, you can probably buy it in poster size and stick it on your wall, and love it to pieces.
BTW, passive agression is being nasty in a sugar coated way. Like someone posting a really snide thing  and then adding a row of stupid smileys to disguise the fact that they are being hostile.
zack, what have you been drinking? I would avoid it in future.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:14 PM

well I did see humor in it because I thought it was a joke about how shallow guys are that they would do something like that.

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Posted 18 November 2006 - 08:42 AM

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