*NWS* Why Us Fellas Like To Keep Our Beer On The Bottom Shelf
Started by Driver Nate, Nov 01 2006 04:44 AM
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#1
Posted 01 November 2006 - 04:44 AM
"We were listening to the UNC radio (station) there and they were playing an R.E.M. song. I like R.E.M. fine, but at the end of it, the DJ says, 'Ya that was R.E.M., the sound of the new South'. I looked at my roommate and we said, Gawd, if that's the sound of the new South, I preferred it when it was on the skids. That's how we got the name."
- Rick Miller of Southern Culture on the Skids
- Rick Miller of Southern Culture on the Skids
#2
Posted 01 November 2006 - 07:47 AM
Is there a reason why she is on her tippy toes to bend down? OH My!
#3
Posted 01 November 2006 - 09:43 AM
Hezalin said:
Is there a reason why she is on her tippy toes to bend down? OH My!
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"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
#4
Posted 01 November 2006 - 09:59 AM
i think the hallmark moment may be ruined by that piece of floss up her ass.
#5
Posted 01 November 2006 - 10:03 AM
isilida 32 said:
i think the hallmark moment may be ruined by that piece of floss up her ass.
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Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
#6
Posted 01 November 2006 - 10:09 AM
genera seven said:
Arggggggggggggggh! Women just do NOT understand!!!! Either appreciate it or don't. Do NOT ruin it for us that do appreciate it!
He's a dude. I know, it's confusing. But he's a dude.
#7
Posted 01 November 2006 - 10:11 AM
Corpus said:
He's a dude. I know, it's confusing. But he's a dude.
I'm beginning to think maybe she's not.
"We were listening to the UNC radio (station) there and they were playing an R.E.M. song. I like R.E.M. fine, but at the end of it, the DJ says, 'Ya that was R.E.M., the sound of the new South'. I looked at my roommate and we said, Gawd, if that's the sound of the new South, I preferred it when it was on the skids. That's how we got the name."
- Rick Miller of Southern Culture on the Skids
- Rick Miller of Southern Culture on the Skids
#8
Posted 01 November 2006 - 10:12 AM
Corpus said:
He's a dude. I know, it's confusing. But he's a dude.
Call your number
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
#9
Posted 01 November 2006 - 11:14 AM
hey, I had a legitimate question! I didn't say anything about the gratuitous ass shot, or butt floss, or her stick insect legs? just asked why she was on her tippy toes, does that make it marginally sexier, or have no bearing. I'm sure most of you guys are not looking at her feet, but I'm jsut wondering. if she was on her flat feet, would it be any less sexy?
#10
Posted 01 November 2006 - 11:48 AM
Hezalin said:
hey, I had a legitimate question! I didn't say anything about the gratuitous ass shot, or butt floss, or her stick insect legs? just asked why she was on her tippy toes, does that make it marginally sexier, or have no bearing. I'm sure most of you guys are not looking at her feet, but I'm jsut wondering. if she was on her flat feet, would it be any less sexy?
Yes. It would be less sexy. Someone explain this for Hezzy.
#11
Posted 01 November 2006 - 12:19 PM
Corpus said:
Yes. It would be less sexy. Someone explain this for Hezzy.
Seriously? Why?
(Okay, and I have to mention that the picture is completely and totally unreal, ridiculous, and dare I say, rather demeaning. Sorry to bring everyone down, but it is. Sorry... the feminist in me just had to say something.)
Back to your drooling.... and whatever.
All you can eat means all you can eat. We're gonna get us some banana pudding, motherfuckers. --Stephen Colbert.
#12
Posted 01 November 2006 - 12:21 PM
bizaleth said:
Seriously? Why?
(Okay, and I have to mention that the picture is completely and totally unreal, ridiculous, and dare I say, rather demeaning. Sorry to bring everyone down, but it is. Sorry... the feminist in me just had to say something.)
Back to your drooling.... and whatever.
(Okay, and I have to mention that the picture is completely and totally unreal, ridiculous, and dare I say, rather demeaning. Sorry to bring everyone down, but it is. Sorry... the feminist in me just had to say something.)
Back to your drooling.... and whatever.
Let me also say, as a proud left-winger, I totally agree with everything you said.
But I can't stop looking. I'm weak.
#13
Posted 01 November 2006 - 12:30 PM
That's fine. But why is it better if she stands on her toes?
All you can eat means all you can eat. We're gonna get us some banana pudding, motherfuckers. --Stephen Colbert.
#14
Posted 01 November 2006 - 12:48 PM
bizaleth said:
That's fine. But why is it better if she stands on her toes?
I'm not exactly sure how to answer that. It's more esoteric than a simple explanation could provide. There are some practical applications to tip-toes in that position, but it's even more complicated than that. Think prurient interest.
The US Supreme Court justice (can't remember who wrote the decision) in defining obscenity- in the seminal obscenity case stated " I don't know what obscenity is, but I know when I see it."
I answer this question the same.
#15
Posted 01 November 2006 - 02:04 PM
Geez, guys...really.
That image makes me think of menstruation, it's the vivid red of her g-string, I think.
What? Did I just ruin this experience for the male contingent...oh too bad.
mwahahahaha.
That image makes me think of menstruation, it's the vivid red of her g-string, I think.
What? Did I just ruin this experience for the male contingent...oh too bad.
mwahahahaha.
#16
Posted 01 November 2006 - 02:06 PM
I ,as a spokesperson, for the men in this thread... Hate you all. Bunch of haters!
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Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
#17
Posted 01 November 2006 - 02:11 PM
wagtail said:
Geez, guys...really.
That image makes me think of menstruation, it's the vivid red of her g-string, I think.
What? Did I just ruin this experience for the male contingent...oh too bad.
mwahahahaha.
That image makes me think of menstruation, it's the vivid red of her g-string, I think.
What? Did I just ruin this experience for the male contingent...oh too bad.
mwahahahaha.
:D I had the same thought. Ewwww. :rolleyes:
Re the tippy-toes thing: I think it enables her to better hike her butt up in the air. Reminds me of a cat in heat. You stroke their back and they raise their butt.
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#18
Posted 01 November 2006 - 02:14 PM
In the Corner said:
:D I had the same thought. Ewwww. :rolleyes:
Re the tippy-toes thing: I think it enables her to better hike her butt up in the air. Reminds me of a cat in heat. You stroke their back and they raise their butt.
Re the tippy-toes thing: I think it enables her to better hike her butt up in the air. Reminds me of a cat in heat. You stroke their back and they raise their butt.
You might be on to something. Can always count on the pudding lady for the lude stuff.
#19
Posted 01 November 2006 - 02:17 PM
What is wrong with a man enjoying a nice piece of ass in a thong?
We do not ask for much. It's not like we go about being heathens all the time. Just some of the time.
Each person has something that attracts them to the opposite sex or same sex (which is cool) and to judge a person on what they find attractive is wrong. WRONG!
I am sure a man put a gun to this woman's head and said, "Put on that g-string or die." She made her own decission and God bless her for that. Well... actually...God has already blessed her in many ways.
She is standing on her toes so as to see more of her hoo-ha. Okay?!! You girls happy? It's a camera angle thing.
We do not ask for much. It's not like we go about being heathens all the time. Just some of the time.
Each person has something that attracts them to the opposite sex or same sex (which is cool) and to judge a person on what they find attractive is wrong. WRONG!
I am sure a man put a gun to this woman's head and said, "Put on that g-string or die." She made her own decission and God bless her for that. Well... actually...God has already blessed her in many ways.
She is standing on her toes so as to see more of her hoo-ha. Okay?!! You girls happy? It's a camera angle thing.
Call your number
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
Wishin' I could make amends
And I'm caught in the space
'tween my head and my face again~
Gavin Clark with UNKLE
"Squirrels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom." Quote by Jesse (me)
#20
Posted 01 November 2006 - 02:20 PM
genera seven said:
What is wrong with a man enjoying a nice piece of ass in a thong?
Nothing. As long as the rest of us don't have to "enjoy" with you. Because, really, that's just nasty.
It's also so so so stereotypical. Put some hot chick in a thong and have her hike her ass up in the air and guys will start to pant. C'mon, y'all can't be that shallow.
All you can eat means all you can eat. We're gonna get us some banana pudding, motherfuckers. --Stephen Colbert.
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